Social media is a turn based strategy game. You have 100 posts left to benevolently manipulate public opinion and solve all of Earth’s problems. If you fail, humanity is doomed and it’s all your fault. You are history’s fulcrum
What they don't want you to know is that a single South African man controls the media. His influence is so vast that they call his app "The Everything App"
the asexual Mount Rushmore is:
Tina Fey
Jason Mantzoukas
Janeane Garofalo
Norm Macdonald
Transphobia is an astroturfed moral panic invented from whole cloth by people on the Epstein list
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
Choujin Sentai Jetman (1991)
Episode 2
Choujin Sentai Jetman (1991)
Episode 10
Thanks for correcting this
The purest poster can write, but cannot read.
Power Rangers Time Force (2001)
Episode 25
It’s fun to imagine what’s literally happening in this scene.
Were there any firefighters who said “hey, that’s magneto. Should we do something?”
Did they have a special viewing area cordoned off for supervillains?
Who won the Pulitzer for their photograph of dr doom crying?
This should go without saying, but apparently it does. What officials say happened is not the news. What actually happened is the story. And headlines should reflect the truth as you can verify it, not the official lie.
Borders aren’t real, migration is not a crime.
thinking about this drawing from 2023
I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
Congress must immediately act to impeach & imprison Donald Trump.
And if they fail to do so, the rest of the world should punish the USA just as heavily as was done to Russia for attacking Ukraine.
We should not get to kidnap heads of state & "run" sovereign countries like vassals.
A picture of R.L. Stine accompanied by a YouTube comment that says “literally goosebumps man”
Was reading comments on the new avengers trailer
It's probably easier to make the case for Jigsaw's "making people appreciate life by torturing and trying to kill them" ideology than for Mr. Beast's alleged altruism too.
Uncle Trevor saying “If her ridiculous idea for Sea Britain goes through…”
A childish drawing of “Sea Britain” from Arrested Development
I got to talk to @rianjohnson.bsky.social about his approach to crafting Wake Up Dead Man for @scriptmagazine.bsky.social and I think I could talk the craft of writing with him endlessly. scriptmag.com/rian-johnson...
Me after ordering my ps5: oh no did I make a mistake why did I do this
Me opening the box and seeing my ps5: oh hell yeah, this rocks, I will never die
I’ve been thinking a lot about Americas choice to invest in war instead of manufacturing directly resulting in the hallow economy we have today. We should be making jeans and not building bombs.
Gamera vs. Guiron (1969)
Wow, he has such large, wise eyes
Lieutenant Columbo before and after I offered to help investigate my business partner's murder.
Don’t touch me pal
I got the worlds smallest Barney in my pocket and I ain’t afraid to use him
Zohran saying: " The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!
really inspiring victory speech by Zohran
