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My piece about the Theory of Evolution being an April Fool that 'got out of hand' contained herein. In the new Viz, out this Thursday!
Trying to out-knobhead the Daily Mail with this piece of searing investigative journalism in the new Viz - out today!
Spring-based movie bloopers, by me, in the new issue of @vizcomic.bsky.social, out today!
'Saved By The Bell' from Viz issue 291 (by me)
The Christmas Viz has a few bits by me in it, including an interview with the UK's top quiz show contestant, Spawny Get joining a gym and Biffa winning a fortune-telling fish in a cracker. Out today!
Picture of the gaudy gold excrescences attached to the door of the White House Oval Office, with the sign reading 'The Oval Office' evidently printed out on sheets of A4 stuck up with Blutak. And we've added another one reading 'No Gurlz'.
It's new Viz day, and there are some bits by me in there, including this in-depth investigation into how the Snowflake Woke Brigade are ruining our Great British Halloween. Out today!
Dedra breaking the Top 30 π β€οΈπ«‘
ah thank you so much Jordan, that is extremely kind of you! π
There are a couple of features by me in the new Empire - one on Ballad, one on Predator: Badlands. Out tomorrow!
The new Viz has some bits by me in it, including this exclusive scoop on Kim Jong-un and Gordon Brittas. Out today!
There are a few bits by me in the new Viz, including Spawny Get's airplane shenanigans and this advert for an innovative new tonsorial enterprise. Out today!
I've got a few bits in the new Viz, including the script for this strip in which Biffa Bacon makes first contact with some vaguely-familiar-looking extra-terrestrials. Out today!
Spoke to one of my legit heroes, George Miller, for this piece in the new Empire about Babe and its brilliant (and insane) sequel! Story features on-set bust-ups, cows with "Betty Boop" mouths and Stanley Kubrick & Tom Waits. In the issue out tomorrow π
@katefolk.bsky.social Hi Kate, just finished Sky Daddy and felt compelled to say that it is ridiculously brilliant. Absolutely loved it. Fantastic work ππ
Final frame of an early Tinribs cartoon from 1990. 35 years on, and we've come a long way from associating artificial intelligence with the half-arsed outpourings of a shit robot that causes more trouble than it's worth
The new issue of @vizcomic.bsky.social has a few bits by me, including this exciting feature in which a WWF icon, a long-defunct island prison and Lady Diana's most trusted servant square off to determine who is Top of the "Rocks". Out today!
It's new Viz day, and there are a few bits in there by me, including a Californian news round-up, and this interview with the 'Lutonian Elon Musk' who is aiming to bring DOGE tactics to Bedfordshire. Out today!
Had a lot of fun writing this Deep Dive about the great, great Vampira for the new issue of @empiremagazine.bsky.social - which is out today!
It's new Viz day and there are a few bits by me in there, including an in-depth interview with the world's most famous hair transplant surgeon. Out today!
A picture of Roger's Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited. Roger Mellie dressed as a 'twenties varsity fop with a teddy bear under his arm, rushing across the lawn towards the Brideshead outside cludgy. The words at the bottom read: Britain's Favourite Swearing Dictionary - Revised and Updated for 2024 - and then a picture of TV's Richard Osman and a quote: "The Roger's Profanisaurus books are some of the greatest works of British literature." Richard Osman. (And he did actually say that, in between presenting lightweight TV quizzes and writing dozens of lightweight murder mysteries).
It's apparently World Book Day, time to defile your poor old shelves with a copy of Turtleshead Revisited! Available in all good bookshops, most crap ones, online at amzn.to/4i0zfY2 and in a skip round the back of the printers.
Ridiculously excited for Andor season 2, so re-upping the @empiremagazine.bsky.social piece I did about the best bits of season 1!
www.empireonline.com/tv/features/...
clueless headshots
#clueless #aliciasilverstone #paulrudd #letterboxd #movies
Me too... 2014-2019 MCU β what a run.
It's new @empiremagazine.bsky.social day, and there's so much gold in the issue β including an immense David Lynch tribute. I spoke to the great Cate Blanchett and Michael Fassbender for a piece about their new Soderbergh spy movie, too. Out today!
This is such a great issue β and happens to feature a couple of features I did that were extremely fun to write: one on Osgood Perkins' insane-sounding Longlegs follow-up, The Monkey, and another on the life and times of the great Ralph Bakshi. Get yerself a copy!
There are a few bits by me in the new Viz, including a Daily-Mail-channeling investigation into workplace wokeness, an interview with a novelist who's pioneering the 'Cosy Cyberpunk' literary genre, and this stupid advert below. Out in shops today!
For years I used to sing 'So you walked back in the revolving door and did it all again' in The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn, before realising the Euston Tavern probably didn't have revolving doors in the early 80s (or ever).
Cartoon from 2004, done mostly to give the office thesaurus an airing. Hearing later that he'd had a rough time, I was slightly worried that accusing him of owning a cattery which was merely a hollow facade might have been a bit unkind, but it turned out that he liked it, so I sent him the artwork.