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@bitterkarella

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good luck with that

07.03.2026 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna change my name to "Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Cunt" to fix that

06.03.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd ALT: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
06.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, i'll get right on that

06.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is there new whedon discourse

06.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol what

06.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys StimuWrite has a patreon now!! I've been working getting this ready for months, and really hope it takes off so I can dedicate more time to updating the app and keep it free. Also I could really use the $$ tbh. If you're able to support, please join! There are rewards! bsky.app/profile/stim...

06.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

sure, this looks bad, but at least we killed a whole lot of school children

06.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow, problematic to kink shame james joyce!

06.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sounds like something a lanyard would say! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

06.03.2026 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's a koshka joint

06.03.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the more you examine geo-politics through the lens of the sexual psychoses of the biggest freaks (derogatory) in all history the more sense it makes

06.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 83 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

06.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's gonna cancel cancel culture!?!? is he allowed to say that??!?!!??

06.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

doesn't help that the art style meets about halfway between family guy and south park

06.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there is an incomprehensible pronoun joke in the trailer. it's not exactly mean, it's just extremely boomer is that the joke is the classic daily comic strip formula of "isn't it wild that [current thing the kids are into] exists?"

06.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i haven't listened to enough of his podcast to say anything about the content, maybe it's good, but the whole premise of "what if God and his cool gay son Jesus did a podcast" is definitely something that would be blowing people's minds on the old forums

06.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i understand the hypocrisy of me goofing on a gimmick account, but i'm truly kind of fascinated by the "tweet of God" guy and his associated podcast. It feels like looking through a time warp into the 2005 epic bacon awesome sauce Internet.

06.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

real magical thinking hours

06.03.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the decline of Gen X has been sad to live through

05.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you for your service, marlon ๐Ÿซก

05.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well well well looks like the shoe's on the other foot now ๐Ÿ˜

05.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

says the person who can't even count to orph

05.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah but then he decided he couldn't not jump on a sinking ship

05.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eve's on the right side of history

05.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

max is just a dinosaur who can't adjust to the future. they're gonna get left behind. all the kids are talking about orph.

05.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damn, big words from hollywood max!!

05.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the real test is how smoothly does orph fit into the sesame street pinball animation song? my hunch is: very

05.03.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is a wild way to promote your movie in this cultural moment

05.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0