Opioid in the Category of Endofunctors

FINRA Tensei

It's called a Yubikey because you can mount it in 1U of rack space

Mira tech tips: plug a 32V supply into a 5V otamatone
You will surely not regret supplying your otamatone with 6x the rated voltage

You know there's nothing quite like skipping an afternoon of work to do stuff with friends only to walk into the room and hear "Oh hey, Mira" from your boss , followed by "....Oh, that's the Mira we were talking about" from your friends

The labiodental plosive is the noise you make when you stub your toe

some frotware

what did she mean by this

Today's circle of people saying happy things that happened to them recently:

> I merged -1 PRs today!
>
> pass
>
> I didn't have a stroke today
>
> pass
>
> I passed my Ambulance Driving Test today

I don't know how much more "fuck it, we ball"s I have left in me at this point

...I broke both ass cheeks today trying to sled

....why does every goddamn job application have a short answer section now

I'm already can't write for shit and you want me to explain what I've done with my life?

I just want to jump ship before I'm fired in the next month or so

What is a pyramid scheme if not a hypervisor for fraud

They've developed a new quantum-proof algorithm that uses the digestive tract for hashing

It's called SPHINCter+

SHA256, pronounced "shawty"

Today on Mira Medical Advice: you can buffer overflow your liver using alcohol, this gives you ACE, allowing your estrogen to bypass it entirely

How many queers does it to try to change the TV channel?

One to get the Flipper Zero
One to get a broken SD card
One to get the serial console up
One to use the 10ft USB cable to hold it next to the IR receiver

How many straights did it take?

One to try the buttons on the side of the TV

Maybe it's time to reevaluate your current project when you have to say the words "should I composite the limp waluigi in or should I just use studio lighting"

Watanare is truly the Bojack horseman of lesbian polycules

I will not elaborate

Skibidi toilet?
I believe it's pronounced skibidet toilet

A friend of mine wanted an email provider with JMAP
....because it has lower latency

Anyway, I'm now looking for investors for my Rollback Netcode Outlook idea

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT

The cat has already been fed.

If AGP is so good, why is there no BGP

メイちゃん

Baba is Yetu

It's always "20XX will be the year of the Linux desktop" "20XX will be the year of Linux gaming"

When will it be the year of the Linux user?
How many PRs will it take for the FOSS community to get my life together

OH:

> ....if you're familiar with his YouTube channel it seems similar to your interests
> Yeah, I'm in his polycule

It's January 8, people can't just keep sending stuff to add to the Christmas playlist

me: i'm so glad to have some time off, i can finally do all those things i planned to once i could find the time!

my fuckass flesh prison: 🗡😺

So the hanzi/kanji I used to write my name is "美螺 (mei3luo2)"
Chinese it's vaguely homophonic with "没螺(mei2luo2)", or Without Spiro, which was already funny when I was on Cyproterone and Bicalutamide. Even more so now that I'm E monotherapy

The "Intel Inside" logo but it says "starchy! Inside"

The jellyfin logo, recolored to look like a dorito, next to the word "Crunchy"

I'm not actually sure why I made these but

Fun fact!
GitHub lets you embed STLs in markdown

Less fun fact!
I got banned from doing this at work after I replied to a PR with
https://git.argentumcation.com/mira/website/raw/branch/main/content/shitposts/lgtm.stl
And it broke Outlook

Fuck you
_Rotates your interest rates 90°_