NFL player Maxx Crosby, a white guy with a red beard and his upper body entirely covered with tattoos except for the face. You can se the outline of his cock through his pants.
The Ravens are Crosbymaxxing
So...3.0 is disgusted that 1.0 and 2.0 prefer 4.0? I still don't get it
I too have strong predictive football powers. For example at the start of every season I say "the Jets are gonna suck again this year," and lo and behold I'm correct!
How did Keyboard Army get its name again?
I'm confused by this graphic. The eras are interested in/jealous of other eras?
I'd call those two variations on the same hairstyle, but either way you look nice, so it's all good!
It's slightly longer and parted in the other direction? That's it?
I side with your ex wife on this one👨🏻⚖️
TBC their defense didn't manage to intercept the other team's QB even once
It was a joke about how the Jets just set the record as the first team ever to go the entire season without a single interception.
It seems the Jets are so incompetent, nobody even gets the jokes about them
Oh yeah, well would a terrible defensive coordinator/head coach set a record for number of interceptions in a season?!?
IW@TS!
Same. You know those shirts that say "I'm still calling it [pre-corporate sponsor stadium name]?" We need some of those but for this
Gonna need to see before and after pics to truly judge this one
It's the scathing expose you were born to write! Who else sits at the crossroads of muckraking journalism and exotic chips?
Stupid fuckin AI turtle on the Mexican Street Corn bag
Fun cute turtle dressed as a chicken and riding a scooter on the Korean chicken bag
Old school 4 color comic book art style turtle on the just OK tasting seeet corn flavor
Another old school 4 color style turtle on the gross seaweed flavor. Notice how his fingers are rounded at the tips here, while in the shitty AI slop image his one visible finger tip is pointy!
@milesklee.bsky.social I am scandalized that they seem to have AI'd the Turtle Chips mascot. Their latest flavor is Mexican Street Corn, compare the turtle on the first bag to his image on previous bags😱
The time of reckoning is upon us
Until this very moment I don't think I'd ever considered the sax in Yackety Sax to be an actual saxophone played by a real person. It was just...a force, and emotion. Like God itself, just a faceless aspect of the cosmos, everywhere and nowhere, all at once
Thanks. Yeah, that's all pretty fucked up!
I never would have thought a bunch of dudes from Philly would be dirt bags [ducks]
got a tl;dr for someone who cares about the gossip but doesn't care enough to listen to the interview?
Coooooool
I think that requires us to consider the true meaning of a consequence. Is bankruptcy consequential if there's always a bank to bail you out? Is losing an election consequential if you merely need to chill out for 4 years until you come back scarier and less restrained than ever?
Better go race on Rainbow Road while you still can
Is that actual Hirschfeld art or just done in his style?
Google says once every 24 hours
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$3.15
Sounds like somebody's already forgotten about curling
When my wife and I moved across the state a few years back, she forgot to change her address in the Chipotle app and not once, not twice, but thrice sent me to our new Chipotle to pick up an order that was instead waiting at our old Chipotle many hours away
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
