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Journalist. Cocktails, etc. Author of Substack “The Mix.”

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A cartoon of Pete Kefsbreath shouts at American flag-draped coffins: “STOP TRYING TO EMBARASS THE PRESIDENT!”

A cartoon of Pete Kefsbreath shouts at American flag-draped coffins: “STOP TRYING TO EMBARASS THE PRESIDENT!”

08.03.2026 04:36 👍 13781 🔁 3832 💬 257 📌 128
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You can’t expect a treasonous 5x draft dodging trashy criminal to properly and respectfully honor the fallen troops that he’s responsible for killing. I truly hate him.

08.03.2026 05:09 👍 5338 🔁 1057 💬 512 📌 103

But Obama wore a tan suit once

08.03.2026 00:26 👍 1023 🔁 113 💬 23 📌 0

Maybe remove your ball cap, fucko.

07.03.2026 21:52 👍 859 🔁 83 💬 48 📌 0

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

07.03.2026 22:24 👍 13552 🔁 2698 💬 688 📌 137

No more travel.

08.03.2026 06:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump is the worst president America has ever had

And I don't know how we get rid of him

Ideas?

Please- list below

No idea rejected!

All
Hands
On
Deck!

08.03.2026 00:04 👍 744 🔁 131 💬 228 📌 17

Is there something inside baseball hats that turn their wearers into idiots?

07.03.2026 23:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Restaurant/bar rule #27: If, in your server’s initial approach to your table, you fail to order immediately, you will not see them again for 15 minutes.

06.03.2026 20:06 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1
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I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

04.03.2026 22:34 👍 17752 🔁 2591 💬 1092 📌 275

ICE is evil incarnate.

06.03.2026 01:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is Trump never held accountable for his actions?

03.03.2026 21:50 👍 3165 🔁 530 💬 582 📌 81
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Is this bad? It seems bad.

03.03.2026 16:59 👍 15851 🔁 4831 💬 611 📌 206

One of the reasons I could never be a cop is I’d have to talk to other cops all day long.

03.03.2026 17:51 👍 62 🔁 4 💬 11 📌 0
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 👍 43901 🔁 6862 💬 4762 📌 1830

What the…

03.03.2026 03:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always thought Dubai was a shitty, douchy place to do business.

03.03.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

01.03.2026 19:01 👍 21370 🔁 7242 💬 426 📌 270

Between Covid, wars, ICE, Epstein, and various anti-human social policies and blanket support of billionaires/corporations, funding of corrupt foreign governments and their wars, Trump is the most murderous President in history. Millions dead by his actions.

01.03.2026 13:39 👍 52 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1

Trump is Bibi’s bitch and they are both war criminals.

28.02.2026 19:58 👍 27 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0
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28.02.2026 19:22 👍 80 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 2
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When you start an illegal war to distract from the other illegal things you've done.

28.02.2026 19:19 👍 7500 🔁 2177 💬 438 📌 139
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Let me get this straight:

The former First Lady, who never met Epstein, had to testify before a Congressional hearing, but...

A different former First Lady who famously socialized with Epstein and his coconspirators won't be called?

Please note: There's no such thing as First Lady Privilege.

28.02.2026 01:13 👍 535 🔁 226 💬 29 📌 8
Chris Murphy speaking to reporters

Chris Murphy speaking to reporters

Murphy: “ppl now see Trump for who he is — a would be dictator who doesn’t care what Americans think, cares nothing about our Constitution or our laws, & sees himself as a kind of 18th century king, with unlimited power to drag all of us into disastrous wars overseas without the consent of the ppl”

28.02.2026 17:09 👍 2485 🔁 816 💬 133 📌 39
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GREEN ARROW SAYS EAT THE RICH

#GreenArrow
#EatTheRich
#EmeraldArcher

1. You probably have seen this panel. It's from JLA 80-Page Giant(1998) #1

It's a great short story. Only 10 pages.

28.02.2026 20:04 👍 4595 🔁 751 💬 61 📌 27
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Hillary Clinton never even met Jeffrey Epstein, but was forced to testify about him. #CoverUp

27.02.2026 18:39 👍 12614 🔁 4893 💬 424 📌 185

If you’re a Hal Ashby fan, his first film, “Landlord” (1970), is worth seeking out. If you can find it.

27.02.2026 22:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not by me.

27.02.2026 04:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another reason I left New York: cars that take you from Ridgewood to Park Slope via LaGuardia and the Midtown Tunnel. City of cheats.

27.02.2026 04:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure. But not one single decent person?

25.02.2026 18:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0