Incorrigible Kenneth‼️

Will nobody think of the children!!

No, just his voice…

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Watch YouTube AND read books.

Oh Bobby come on! I salute your pedantry (your courage, your strength, your indefatigably) but they were HITS nonetheless. I’d have chosen “STONE COLD ROCK BANGERS” m’sel…

Just a quick reminder that the Argyle Street Ash Tree in Glasgow is in the running to become European Tree of the Year for 2026, and the public vote ends tomorrow (22nd Feb). If you haven't voted yet, you can do so at www.treeoftheyear.org/vote/argyle-...

#glasgow #europeantreeoftheyear #tree

Always the ones you most suspect…

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🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪💀💀💀🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

NUMBER ALSO GO DOWN.

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There is no queue if there is no queue so you didn’t jump the queue.

“Frequently wrong”.

I applaud your self-awareness.

…protected since 1066…

All sympathy from Rory and me. Terrible news. His cheery face has been a joy over the years.

Paisley though…

…nearly ruins it.

(Only nearly!)

Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter.

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Exactly. Blue Monday was roughly 15 years ago, non?

Run/bike for the win, fellow aging runner! And if memory serves, you’re a fellow LBRUT denizen so you’ve got Richmond Park on your doorstep. I’ll add that it’s made me a much better runner.

#BigQuads

A Tale Of One City And Two Henry Smiths These two London landlords are separated by four centuries — but joined by a common name and business interests.

Set out six months ago to investigative some dubious evictions. Ended up writing a sprawling story spread over 450 years about London property deals, the ethics of money lending, Tommy Robinson, Barbary pirates, Jacobean earls, and wealth in the capital. www.londoncentric.media/p/henry-smit...

Nodding

A closer look!

He’s a Vatican not a Vatican’t.

🎩

Have you seen Three Days of the Condor?

You can do that with a drama.

GOTT IN HIMMEL!! - dies -

Horrible shit hanging about in Nico’s in 1988. Horrible shit now.

Fuck those clouds though.

Monkey Tennis, right before our eyes.

Thicc

Also thick.

““Hug a hoodie”. The only problem is, he never said it.

The speech was written by Danny Kruger and Steve Hilton.”

ALTERNATE REALITY KLAXON.

It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.

…when Rothermere bought it.