Amy P.

Picture in picture of a selfie of the photographer making a side eye glance at the camera, and in the foreground they are shoveling snow on a driveway. Shoveling with rage, to be specific.

A picture in picture of the photographer making a mean face into the camera, and in the foreground a partially shoveled stretch of driveway next to a parked car.

Dismissed early from work today for more of this silliness. This is me rage shoveling. If you're in New England, you get it

When the freeway mergers in front of me don't accelerate, I yell "Do you have a gas pedal?"

A recently shoveled driveway covered with a light dusting of snow, with a selfie of the photographer inset to the the top left corner

try rage shoveling

JP Dellacamera needs to be permanently replaced

Its getting me through this nonconsensual winter 😂

13° and snowing hard in western mass and I am about to rage shovel so I can go to work 🫥

(side of low-key anarchy too)

my current situation - Tito's and soda

Oh yes! Like flinging each other off those crazy, all metal merry-go-round human deli slicers that were also conveniently hot as the sun

I'd argue Tito's vodka. Distilled is keep Austin weird Texas

Will you be my new life coach?

We've reached the point in the winter where I step out of the office into the dark at 5pm and say to myself, "Twenty-three degrees isn't that cold, really."

hard to escape shitty right now

Isn't it ironic 😉

These traffic delineators are a meter high and there was no snow on the ground two days ago. I am rage shoveling this weekend

Nobody needs anything from CVS right now. The previously flu-afflicted are stockpiled for the next round. Those yet to fall are living behind a bunker of OTCs,
adv!l & hand sanitizer.

Definitely an odds be ever in your favor joke there somewhere

Good tip thanks. I just hit follow on him!

The US is in its sad era

I am here for this. Start googling it once daily

It's brutal and everywhere. My son is vaccinated, first showed symptoms 12/19, and 12/29 was his first fever-free day. This strain also has significant GI involvement, which adds to the fun. Happy New Year 🙂

If my own trajectory toward 85 is any indication, they may already be up for the day?

If you don't know the Muppets as reimagined by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social, do you even know the Muppets?

Waiting in line!
What are we, lemmings?

I would enjoy this on a T-shirt or a tote bag

Yes, I've often felt the same. If you gave one a pair of sneakers I'm sure they'd take off running

Ahh, OK. Thank you for clarifying!

Why does the date range imply Ernest lived 170+ years?

Same! Looking forward to helping!

My skill is something just about every parent in the US dreads and procrastinates about. My skeeting and shit posting sucks. We're going to be fast friends, I'm sure 🙂

happy to do it whenever. Just let me know 🙂