You on Valentine’s Day: going out to dinner with your significant other
Me on Valentine’s Day: Browsing Facebook marketplace and almost buying this haunted carousel horse
Give my man Sagar Radia the supporting actor Emmy or I riot!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
My UCB Maude sketch comedy team got renewed for a new season! Come out to our next show in March 😍😍😍
ucbcomedy.com/show/season-...
fri day night
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
James Ransone (1979-2025) 🤍
Our LAST new sketch comedy show of the year is happening tomorrow, MONDAY 12/8! Get tix here!
ucbcomedy.com/show/maude-n...
New video from one of our live sketch comedy shows at UCB so far this season! I had a blast writing this one 🎉
youtu.be/bU-g3lCYyqc?...
Our next UCB show is this coming Monday, 10/13 at 7pm! All-new sketch comedy from our monthly house team, Reunion Tour!
Tix for in-person (or tix to livestream from anywhere) here: ucbcomedy.com/show/maude-n...
Okay so I learned from the newest episode of The Great British Bake-Off that in the UK when they say “flapjack” they mean A GRANOLA BAR?!?! Not a pancake?!?! I can’t withstand this
Enjoy this sketch I wrote for my UCB Maude Night sketch comedy house team, Reunion Tour!
youtu.be/zAdUcmT3q-Y?...
Mother’s milk
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
ZACH CHERRY EMMY NOMINEE
😭😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷!!!!!!!
Just remembered the time my dental surgeon told me that I have “a really great vibe”
🥰🥰🥹🥹
Blasting Newsies soundtrack tonight we won we won New York City I can’t believe it 😭😭🩷🩷🥳🥳
“Do you know how hard it is to lead?
You're on your own
Awesome, wow!
Do you have a clue what happens now?
Oceans rise
Empires fall
It's much harder when it's all your call
All alone, across the sea
When your people say they hate you
Don't come crawling back to me
You're on your own…”
Prediction for the Hamilton 10th anniversary medley performance on the Tonys…
…if I’m putting my producer hat on, I feel like they should do “What Comes Next?” cuz it’s v poignant for this moment in our nation right?? Like we majorly failed this experiment?? Anyway we shall see
Having a Ken Cosgrove girl summer—being annoying about my little essays and enabling my mentees to cause my rivals permanent limb destruction with a lawnmower
I definitely grew up thinking all my schools had a shared “permanent record” of my grades and various absences/infractions that would follow me well into adulthood and even be handed off to my future bosses. Did we all think this???? Just me???
YouTube knows *exactly* what it’s doing with its algorithm on my homepage:
showing me a freshly uploaded recording of a random high school’s full production of Mary Poppins that’s sitting at <200 views
10/10 work there my friends
I promise your store will make SO much more money off me if you leave me alone after I say I’m “just browsing”!! I will literally avoid a purchase out of spite if you follow me around and ask me more things!
The sketch I wrote for my first UCB Maude Night show is up!! Enjoy💃🏻🥳🤓
youtu.be/GR8Z0p9F3d0?...
Joel McHale did not have to be this hot in Yellowjackets……thank u Showtime we are extremely grateful 🫶🏻
A lot of ppl have recently been doing the “new student’s mom has questions about Hogwarts” thing on reels/tiktok so wanted to share this piece I wrote from 2016 that is that exact thing 🤓🥰
lizarcury.com/2016/09/15/i...
Anyone who’s attempted the NYC housing lottery knows just how big a deal getting this number is…keep ur fingers crossed for me!!!!
My UCB Maude team’s first performance is Monday! I’m so so sooooo excited, grab some tix and come hang out with Reunion Tour!🥹❤️💋
Don’t forget you can watch a livestream version if you can’t make it in person that night❤️
Tix: ucbcomedy.com/show/season-...
I did not get hired to write for the Oscars but if Conan does in fact have Paul Rudd on to do his Mac and Me bit or any of the other nonsense I wrote down here, all I ask is that he helps me pay off my student loans
Yellowjackets but it’s my college improv team crashing in the snowy wilderness on the way to the annual Skidmore college comedy festival and everyone dies within 48 hours
