I just want to get a little drunk and eat some nachos. Who’s down?
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I just want to get a little drunk and eat some nachos. Who’s down?
calm down it’s not spring until i shave the winter coat from my legs
Kamala Harris: "I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not here to say 'I told you so,' but we did see it coming."
a white couple and she’s holding a big fish. he kind of looks like he’s taking her from behind but they both have their jeans on so… this is an odd looking couple but i admire their clueless and carefree attitude towards life
it’s finally friday let’s get freaky
When is the last time that the US “won” a war?
Asking for a friend…
International Energy Agency warns against politically and economically wrong return to reliance on Russian energy.
Watch out! fox unnews is at again. Think we wouldn’t know? GTFO
You know you ordered way too much fucking food for yourself when the Chinese restaurant gives you four fortune cookies.
The only one who could ever reach me /
Was the son of a…
Tonight the DHS is going to post a tik tok of markwayne and Noem to the song “he chose me, he don’t want you! He chose me! Nanny nanny boo boo.”
It’s just so fun that we could have had normalcy but instead we have to watch the dumbest most incompetent people ever start a modern day version of the crusades. Very silly goose of us.
It's always "have you considered medicating your ADHD" and never "thank you for the mentally-stimulating sentence structure"
I need to see The Bride immediately.
On behalf of Brian’s family, we want to express our deepest gratitude for the overwhelming outpouring of support, messages, and contributions over the last 24 hours. At this time, our priority is Brian’s wellbeing. We are taking a necessary step back from the public eye to allow him to focus fully on his recovery in private. While he looks forward to engaging with you all again very soon, his health and his family remain the current priorities. Thank you for your continued patience and for being such an incredible community. Please keep Brian and his family in your prayers. — Team McGinnis
And for the record, I’ve been running long before this, and yes even after breaking my arm standing up for what I believe in. It’s only made me more determined. Anger is real, and so is resolve. Take care.
A message from Brian McGinnis, the firefighter and Marine veteran who was forcibly removed and injured by officers during his anti-war protest at the Capitol
Very strong statement from the First Lady of Iraq:
If you’ve got an opinion, a thesis, or a story to tell, we’re inviting you to submit and get published in The Humanist.
Yelling at your phone while reading the news? Congrats. That’s a draft. Polish it and send it in.
➡ thehumanist.com/write-for-us
hey guys quick question. does anyone know what’s going on. with anything
Still from the television show King of the Hill showing Hank sitting in his truck with a grimace and his eyes closed with one hand slightly raised, it kind of looks like he is rocking out
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
white woman with long grey curly hair, captions that read “we could all be possessed”
i trust her
He fired Kristi Noem while she is speaking live. Lmao
This is what heroin must feel like
This is a war of choice by Donald Trump.
“Highly respected”
Here are 4 things Sen. Mullin did and said that landed him in the news today. #Oklahoma
Like Noem, Mullin fulfills the primary job requirement for DHS secretary under Trump II: Never been a troop but likes to play one on TV.
in the grand scheme this isn't an improvement because Mullin rivals Tommy Tubervill for being dumber than a sack of doorknobs, but Noem's public humiliation is worth savoring.
lol remember when Mullin tried to challenge Sean O’Brien to a fight? Still wish they just let them go at it.
mullin is if anything even more drunk and incompetent than noem, and also a sitting senator, so i think we really are seeing Not Enough Guys theory operationalized at the highest levels
This is how you write a goddamn headline.
