This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
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This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
Iโll be sure to mark future jokes clearly just for your benefit.
Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square
there's a kind of theist - specifically talking about Christians for this one - who seem to never have put any real thought or self-awareness into understanding their beliefs. they're just base-level lazy about it, and they're the ones who piss me off the most www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
One Battle After Another took the top prize at the 2026 ASC Awards for Cinematography, while Andor and Task tied for Drama Series. The Studio won Comedy Series, and Rodrigo Prieto won his first ASC after 7 tries for Taylor Swift's The Fate of Ophelia. Complete List:
Histrionics Today.
โSee that bit of flob. Thatโs your swimming pool, that is.โ
Dark Wave coming in hot.
Wait, what? Hey! No it isn't ๐ค
Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.
Phantom of the Opurra
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
2009 twitter never fully leaves you
Amazing how thirty-year-old songs can still be relevant
This is such good news, and how courageous Marthaโs parents are to turn their unimaginable loss into something positive
King Dice on a DANCE PAD - haven't posted some of the fights yet from my completed 100% run and wanted to share some of my faves. ๐ค
The Japanese phrase for "What the fuck" or technically What the Shit lol
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Nanda yo Kuso
Lol
pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces
same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil
how it started/how it's going
A DINO CRISIS Remake NEEDS to happen.
CAPCOM, you have an IP literally just sitting there that would be TERRIFYING in the RE engine.
If y'all thought Mr. X stalking you was intense, imagine Mr. REX (see what I did there?)
It's time. DINO CRISIS deserves to return.
#nowwatching
The Fog (1980)
"Eleven fifty-five... almost midnight. Enough time for one more story."
What a classic. John Carpenter does it again. This is the definitive ghost story movie for me. Moody atmosphere, an all star cast, and a lived-in town full of local eccentrics.
Machetes up for this๐ช๐ช
To be fair, there was a pandemic going on at the time. But it probably didn't get much of a release either.
The start of Threads. A caption of Sheffield Saturday March 5th
Happy Threads Day to all who celebrate
remarkably good Doctor Who villain outfit here
You might have wanted to try one long before now if you'd seen that first ๐
We have some #SIGNED copies of Unfragile Mind by Gavin Francis
Drawing on 30 years of practice, Gavin explores the history of psychiatry and the realities of mental health - from trauma and anxiety to addiction - arguing for curiosity, kindness and hope.
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Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's ๐๐ป๐ถ๐พ๐๐ฒ, sounds ๐๐บ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐, and captures the ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐ต๐ถ๐บ. I get it. He wasn't just your father โ he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:
March 3rd, 1986 โ Metallica released their legendary third studio album Master of Puppets.
A defining moment in thrash metal history. From the crushing title track to the haunting power of โWelcome Home (Sanitarium)โ and the instrumental masterpiece โOrion,โ this album changed heavy music forever.
I watched 'Network' tonight. Never saw the movie before but I've heard of the "Mad as hell' reference. All I can say is HOLY SHIT. This movie laid out how fucked up everything is and this was 50 years ago. I'm shocked they even let them make this movie.
