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My Big Mama nem spoiled me

My Granny nem spoiled me

My mama spoiled me

I spoil me

She will be spoiled.

The thing to understand about America is that owning a car is not optional if you want to participate in society. There are perhaps six places where one can live without a car, but those places are prohibitively expensive to live for most people because America also does not build apartments.

The reason people here freak out about gas prices is the same reason we can have record breaking protests every 6 months and not have regime change. The U.S. is HUGE and remarkably decentralized, with a culture of decentralization (one that might end up saving us from ourselves)

When I applied for a position at my local Walmart, they wanted to see my vehicle registration to prove I owned my vehicle. They had an explicit policy of not hiring people who took the bus or had to borrow a car from someone other than a parent or spouse.

There should be mandatory naps during the workday, this doesn’t include your lunch break. Even if you don’t nap, you can rest.

As much as toddlers need naps, we do too! We’re just big toddlers 😩😩

Calling him Boward Woward will never not be funny.

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someone trying to send indirect shots by way of an off-key gospel song 🫠

Well damn. I hope he got the message. lol

Jay was rapping like the rent was due on “Crazy In Love”, “Deja Vu”, and “Upgrade U”.

come watch this and report back 😭

they packed 18,000 acts on that “boys for life” tour and gave them each 5 minutes to perform.

His scalp is SCREAMING.

Too many comments about it. Folks should’ve remained silent, bought a ticket, and enjoyed the night.

Yasssss….

Cortisol will kill you slowly.

This is a message to myself.

silence is always preferred.

quiet time.

stepping into an AC filled room after being in the heat for a long time.

renewal.

Just another reason why I don't fly. Have they never heard of tuberculosis, Ebola, or Malaria? God , these CEOs are off the chain.

and mine to CA 🤍

i am obsessed with the great migration. i never get tired of learning more about it, i never get tired of seeing photos of, its a literal obsession.

That’s how I feel about “Yellow.”

Me and cauliflower rice can’t be friends, apparently.

Exactly! So many chuck folks across denominations are quick to write off this obviously dangerous behavior as the person being “on fire for god.”

It’s probably hard to address in charismatic/Pentecostal denominations especially, because many “messages from the Lord” sound exactly like this. 😞

A gaggle.
Of assholes.

Y'all are some motherfucking poets.

I’m not lying to you when I say this is the best compliment I’ve received on here 😭

this is so true, I cannot stop atp even when I’m trying to sleep!