Paul and Storm

[P] Christ on a cracker, he's like King Midas except everything he touches becomes fucking awful

[P] What am I bid for my copy I bought an hour ago?

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

[P] Another clip for the eventual documentary

[P] One, now. #cha-ching

Why We Must Fight to Stop HR 7661 Before It Destroys the Lives of American Children Lately I’ve been calling my House rep and screaming about one zillion things, and maybe you have too. But today I want to talk about one thing in particular you should add to your list: H.R. 7661 i…

I wrote about the first national book banning bill, which effectively seeks to erase trans people. At the end I include a link to let your reps know that you oppose this bill and all it stands for. lithub.com/why-we-must-...

[P] I mean, you said it first, but I repeated it a bunch and pretended it was my idea.

[P] @seanmcarroll.bsky.social played D&D with my older brother and his friends back in the '80s, and they sometimes let me play too.

Even back then, I said to myself that someday he'd become a famous theoretical cosmologist who would readily clock a sexist pervert grifter for exactly what he was.

Markwayne Mullin is a very stupid man’s man.

[Exit Murderer.]

[P] (with apologies to @ditzkoff.bsky.social)

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[P] I'm putting an extra pair of shoes on over my existing shoes.

[P] "People sleep peacefully in their beds because their side pieces angrily fire coast guard pilots who won't fly back to retrieve their special blankies."

[S] Hooray. Now show ICE the exit as well.

If you are in line to post a Kristi Noem getting fired joke - STAY IN LINE.

[P] Don't let the bastards win, Hank! We were em-dashing back when AI was just a pipe dream!

[S] Did the seance to bring back Colin Powell fail, or did it work but he was spinning too fast to be pressed into service?

[P] I’ll let you take back legalized marijuana if you’ll let me lock up old people who wear way too much perfume/cologne at the theater.

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Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

[P] Unless it comes from the War region of France, it's just sparkling significant military operation.

[P] You learn thumbthing new every day

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[P] Thank you for raising awareness for this difficult condition

[P] "...Again"

[P] a) This is great

b) It's a great excuse to brag that I once charged the mound on legendary Mets/Phillies reliever Tug McGraw.

(It was a fundraiser softball game for my high school marching band, and it was all in good fun. I leaned waaaaaaaay into an outside pitch for it.) #yagottabelieve

[S] Okay, which of you jokers fed a Captain America action figure after midnight?

I’ve seen enough: Zendaya is Meechee

[P] I would but it turns out the clock is just a big sign with a "0" painted on it