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Mike Laidlaw

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Currently: CCO Yellow Brick Games, working on Eternal Strands (https://store.steampowered.com/app/1491410/Eternal_Strands/ ). Formerly: Lead Writer for Jade Empire; Creative Director for Dragon Age. Always: dog lover.

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The thumbnail from Charlie the Unicorn in which two other frantic unicorns cajole him to go to the Candy mountain but it *spoiler* turns out to be a ruse to harvest his kidney.

The thumbnail from Charlie the Unicorn in which two other frantic unicorns cajole him to go to the Candy mountain but it *spoiler* turns out to be a ruse to harvest his kidney.

I’m always very leery about any kind of candy mountain because I like my kidneys where they are.

05.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
LARRY ENTICER SENDS IT
LARRY ENTICER SENDS IT YouTube video by mitch amyotte

Despite being parody, few have captured the essence quite like Lawrence, here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSuL...

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which is to say I largely agree with OP, yet remain enthusiastic about β€œsend it” in a rural Canada context.

05.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It ends right when you crack a beer after landing a wicked jump on some right-greasy hill from the feeezin’ rain last night with your dad’s snow machine while your buddies cheer, eh?

05.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It was so good. Finished it a while ago.

05.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoopsie!

05.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only DFHack can save us from FPS death!

I used to set up dump orders on a one-square zone that was under a bridge and "Dwarven Atom Smash" them out of existence. Casualties were low, but not none. Never none.

05.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

02.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 4074 πŸ” 1484 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 18

Equally valid experience. Less "deep" and more "why are you trying to pick up that 1 unit of steel beside the enraged thrumbo herd?"

05.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*Continues notes, but no longer looks at the pad*

05.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kraft Dinner is never a wise choice, but it can be so damn comforting. I'm taking notes of that particular alchemy, though. Nodding as I do.

05.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a special kind of magic.

05.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

4 all the way.

05.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper β€œJesus Christ”

27.12.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 6640 πŸ” 1232 πŸ’¬ 327 πŸ“Œ 480

"That's why I'm consuming the ONE meat not corrupted by socialism!"

*desperate attempt not to laugh, visible on camera. This take is used anyway.*

"LIVER!"

27.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses is making a funny face . Alt: Mike Meyers as Austin Powers, who regularly declared that people β€œlooked smashing, baby, YEAH!!!!”

All the kids are doing these new things but this guy looked smashing to bone max years ago.

27.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

perhaps it’s Perhapselline

27.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pear's welcome to have a pint in all Canadian provinces, and frankly, we could use some terrifying fruit.

27.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Classy!

27.02.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, so, real talk: if any of them are in Latin and the recorder didn’t previously speak Latin?

It is time to go.

27.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And you crushed it.

25.02.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Twin Peaks. An FBI agent driving in a car is saying "Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. I'm entering the town of Twin Peaks" into a dictaphone.

A screenshot from Twin Peaks. An FBI agent driving in a car is saying "Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. I'm entering the town of Twin Peaks" into a dictaphone.

Happy 'entering the town of Twin Peaks' day to those that celebrate πŸ₯³

24.02.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 854 πŸ” 339 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 10

Finished up Service Model by @aptshadow.bsky.social not too long ago, and as an intro to his body of work, it was delightful.

I love an intriguing premise executed earnestly and β€œwhat if a robot valet found himself out of a job because he killed his owner, without knowing why,” is a killer mystery.

24.02.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A sign with the text "PLEASE NO DUCKS" featuring an illustration of a duck and two smaller ducks, enclosed in a red prohibition circle.

A sign with the text "PLEASE NO DUCKS" featuring an illustration of a duck and two smaller ducks, enclosed in a red prohibition circle.

You can tickle the penguins
And get them to laugh
You can just sing a song
To amuse the giraffes
Just a little soft-shoe
Will delight the woodchucks
But try as you might
You can’t

24.02.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 472 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4
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Former ICE lawyer Ryan Schwank: β€œI received secretive orders to teach new cadets to violate the Constitution.”

23.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 13400 πŸ” 5898 πŸ’¬ 399 πŸ“Œ 440

It’s a bit less oppressive than the others but it’s very much in the tone of 1984 so it’s not a cheery ride on contemplation even though the overall tone and pace of the movie is more colourful and frenetic. I feel like the fact it has a kinda heroic and hopeful air just makes the sadness hit harder

23.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My god.

23.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice doesn’t make waves. Nice plays well with others.

Kind is ready to start some shit for someone’s benefit, and then will help pick up the pieces.

Kind has intention and a goal.

22.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Certainly β€œdid what it says on the tin.”

22.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a whole list that are β€œI am glad I watched this, but once was enough because that left a psychic dent.” Among them are Grave of the Fireflies. Requiem for a Dream. Brazil. The Road.

22.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0