I genuinely appreciate men of a certain age who have embraced their slutty era.
Marriage really did ruin our best years, so fuck those shitty ex-dudes and go get fucked.
I had utterly forgotten my dedication to making Alistair love me.
I need one
My my all time favorite thing on the dating app is when a man over 50 says 'Sup'.
I also only turn my hat backwards if i'm going down (he says realizing that his profile pic is him wearing his hat backwards).
I'm hopeless.
Your snuggle fight challenge has been accepted.
If you're on sniffies telling people not to be hoes, I don't know where the fuck you think you are.
It ditched that app months ago, and yes, it's the absolute worst.
One of my best friends called me a cake eater today.
Adam was an awakening.
I'm apparently a good boy. Lol
The voice of Tyler Blackburn vibrates my fucking soul!
I'm here for the report. The possibilities are endlessly bad.
The reason I still have snapchat is so I can sing dumbass songs to my fucking best friend and the evidence is destroyed.
Y'all really don't want that shit gettin out there
I haven't been gaming as much since my divorce, so I rekindled Origins, and I think i'm starting to get my groove back.
You're doing divine work here, mate. Thank you.
Never Gonna Get It by En Vogue is now playing in my head
What level of whore have you attained when you write their names on your mirror in erasable marker to commit them to memory?
Ever the gracious one, sir.
Where's my support group?
I just have to say that if I have to choose between @kylec.bsky.social and Jill Anschutz, i know who the champion of the people is.
Mister Charles Bonniwell's story in the Glendale Cherry Creek Chronicle reads like a sad journo trying to win points with the society folk.
Social media is damaging because I frequently see a post and think, "I wanna touch your butt"
How am I supposed to focus like this?
I'm guessing they just don't taste good.
You have truly attained a new level of nerd sensibilities when you find a binder clip in the wild and think, you poor baby, you're coming home with me.
Momo's for killer cocktails and Old Town Pizza. Loved my visit.
I lowkey need need to know if the Perdue's will rescue the Woods in the name of protecting the klan.
Jesus fuck
People seem to forget a previously criminal shitbag Republican president who started all this descent into idiocy here in the US. Thatcher was PM through his entire presidency.
I have a date with a 22yo tonight.
Men over thirty in this town are interested in just one thing.
I, too, am interested in that thing, however....
If the only man in this town who wants to eat tacos with me is 22, then by Zeus, we're gonna eat tacos!
Today was definitely one of those days where a bitch deserved to get smacked in the mouth.
Luckily, that dude doesn't work in the same office as me.
Just saw someone say they're watching Dawson's Creek as pennance for never seeing anything with James in it prior to his death, and I did not know such hatred was possible.
The guardian citing our own disheveled and politicized DOJ to discredit the words spoken by a congressman on the house floor this week is just sad and pathetic journalism.
You can't have Bondi out here acting like this and expect me to trust anything about the department she oversees.
