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James Mellish

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Sens fan in STL. Black and trans lives matter. He/Him. Sens parody tracks posted on my Youtube channel- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz4efAWQ9g3AsuEGoiGMeQw/videos

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The passing game in particular seemed abysmal today. Tons of bad communication and ill-advised passes

08.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. I hadn't recalled hearing this crew before (although I'm sure I have at some point)

08.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back in my parody-writing days I considered doing a 'Where is the Truculence' parody of General Public's 'Where is the Tenderness'?

06.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile my other favorite sports team making the right headlines 🫑

26.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is exactly how I feel about so many famous hockey stories like Bergeron playing with the collapsed lung. Just dumb as hell.

08.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Talk, You Piece of Crap
Talk, You Piece of Crap YouTube video by James Mellish

My wife and I quote this clip whenever someone leaves either of us on read www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNPo...

29.01.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine watching a second-rate league like the NHL while the Charge game is on. Couldn't be me 😏

29.01.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woz woz wozzzzzzz

(In case it isn't already clear, Woz is to the Charge what Nick Paul was for me with the Sens, albeit Woz is def more important to the Charge than Nick Paul was to the Sens)

29.01.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tying goal off a Woz pass interception, I know that's right

29.01.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sarah Wozniewicz is becoming a certified stick lift forechecking legend

29.01.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Thirsty Kevin Causes a Disaster on his First Date
Thirsty Kevin Causes a Disaster on his First Date YouTube video by The Dress Up Gang

Tbh I watch this video from the same group even more because it represents the type of community that everyone deserves to have. Everybody hanging at a friend's house to hype their friend up after a date is what the world needs right now. My wife and I LOVE this vid www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WRL...

28.01.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
This House is Cute AF
This House is Cute AF YouTube video by The Dress Up Gang

This is a go-to video when I need a pick-me-up. I have gone on the record saying that if this video was shown in schools we could eliminate toxic masculinity in under a decade. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yXa...

28.01.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

beeg

25.01.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve felt distanced from the Sens since the Nick Cousins signing and I haven’t watched a second since the Reimer signing. Watching the Charge by comparison is so uplifting and rewarding. I just can’t ignore the shitty men anymore

25.01.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is a long-held misconception. He's the most dangerous president of all time because he's the ultimate distraction. None of these other ghouls could capture media attention effortlessly like he does with his random antics. Plus he's just a puppet already to those 'more dangerous people'

24.01.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well who could've seen this coming

22.01.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

She has a chaotic energy in her eyes (complimentary). I just know that any party she attends pops off when she walks through the door

21.01.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wozniewicz quickly becoming an absolute OT queen πŸ‘Έ

21.01.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy moly the mic'd up crowd in this Charge - Sirens game is both annoying AND depressing 😬

Also, Charge ruleeeeeeee

21.01.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@ianmendes.bsky.social i know you're not involved in hockey ops, but please pass on the message this james reimer thing is greatly disappointing and makes all of the orgs efforts to be more inclusive seem like window dressing (Prove us wrong)

09.01.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I ran out of characters so I couldn't mention the most brutal detail of all 😭

09.01.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately this was coming a mile away because of Melnyk's ownership. Sens gave up valuable picks in order to pay the bonuses of Zaitsev and Brassard, plus they never traded for bad contracts in exchange for draft capital. It's why cheap ownership groups end up with dumpster teams in perpetuity

09.01.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That actually does sound pretty dope. Mammoth is an underused adjective

08.01.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually like the mammoth name but I've been trying to find a way to quantify a good modern logo vs a bad modern logo. I think the key is this: if your logo was created in the past 10 years and a random person can guess it's that recent on the first try, you failed with the design.

08.01.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œprosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

07.01.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 86918 πŸ” 21340 πŸ’¬ 1612 πŸ“Œ 1507

Went back to his draft year to see if he outperformed his backup. He did! By a solid margin. Let's see, who was that backup... Ah, Jordan Hollett, who the Sens had also drafted two years prior and he retired from hockey after 2019 πŸ™ƒ

06.01.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Czech team fucking ruled

06.01.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anti-short king bias, presumably

05.01.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The mayor of New York City is doing more than the senate and house minority leaders

04.01.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 1978 πŸ” 378 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 13

Seriously wild how much better the Charge have been after the way they started the season

03.01.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0