Made dinner for bf’s parents last night. Dad took one bite of dessert and said “oh my god” under his breath. We won divas!

You never don’t get to claim full time dad.

You did! #Proudofyou #Cooldad

Consider it considered

Thicccc boys make my heart race

🧎‍♂️ @himbochronicles.bsky.social

This directly conflicts with my field research of hanging out with fun and smiley tigers!

There’s a hat in this photo?

I’ve fallen and I refuse to get up.

Wow he just assumed your creature like that?

Yes!

Is this a game based on the Voynich Maniscripts? 👀

Being queer is incredible but also what the fuck?!

It’s a thong….thankyouverymuch!

You may have gay audacity, but do you have “5:30 pm night of and you just now decided to sew an outfit for going out for NYE tonight” gay audacity?!

You’re in luck that’s one of my three skills!

“She would have loved you. Like I love you” did more damaged to me than being raised catholic did.

Heated Rivalry: Also Heated Rivalry:

I love crying about gay hockey!!!

It’s really is!! And thank you for the reminder!

Good morning San Francisco, how’s it going?

Finally watching Gay Hockey Show™️ is it just panting and gasping?!

House is from 52’ …this is every box.

Let me get a taste now so I can compare in a new months…

2nd day at my new job and met the head of the department I’m competing with and he’s THE Daddy Bear, suspenders and all. This is my heated rivalry.

Been making pasta the last three days who’s hungry?

It’s not a werewolf transformation it’s a

At least, not yet.

Haha no, or at least not that I’m aware of.

Last time I went to BearHUNTER the DJ was kinda meh.

Straight boy at smoothie place yelled “Bro you’re getting BIG” at me today.