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JonBenét Lambsy

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Living and eating burritos Detroit Lambwaffle elsewhere

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A feed that is just photos of onions sauteing in a pan

12.03.2026 10:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A Barbie doll sized doll sits on a bed in a floral wallpapered dollhouse bedroom. Settled next to her and taking up most of the bed is a relaxed looking grey and white cat with its eyes shut. 

The text over the doll reads: Me

The text over the cat reads: The enormity of my desire

A Barbie doll sized doll sits on a bed in a floral wallpapered dollhouse bedroom. Settled next to her and taking up most of the bed is a relaxed looking grey and white cat with its eyes shut. The text over the doll reads: Me The text over the cat reads: The enormity of my desire

the enormity of my desire

12.03.2026 01:59 👍 69 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 0
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Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

12.03.2026 04:30 👍 2703 🔁 1367 💬 148 📌 192

Some may blame his senility, but he’s always been pretty dumb.

12.03.2026 09:26 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sins that we have done to please ourselves
Sins that we have done to please others

12.03.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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hey government

12.03.2026 00:53 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

11.03.2026 21:56 👍 6617 🔁 2215 💬 57 📌 50
There's a guy (Charles Shultz), a dog, some trees, and a drawing of Snoopy

There's a guy (Charles Shultz), a dog, some trees, and a drawing of Snoopy

Pretty sure the original Snoopy's creator is our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ

12.03.2026 00:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ronald mcdonald is not a clown. he's just irish

11.03.2026 02:38 👍 404 🔁 37 💬 19 📌 3
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02.04.2025 15:30 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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"Blueskee"

10.03.2026 17:02 👍 1280 🔁 283 💬 114 📌 107

You'd be surprised, robot.

10.03.2026 17:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A circular grease stain on green sheets

A circular grease stain on green sheets

Stain on turin on my bed

10.03.2026 17:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nothing is binary in biology. We've known for more than 100 years that it's more complicated than XX or XY.

09.03.2026 20:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh Comely
Oh Comely YouTube video by Neutral Milk Hotel - Topic

Soft silly music is meaningful magical
the movements were beautiful
all in your ovaries

05.11.2024 07:08 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
digital art. a crying cat on a sea cliff. the cliff is before the sea. there are more sea cliffs in the background

digital art. a crying cat on a sea cliff. the cliff is before the sea. there are more sea cliffs in the background

cat

07.03.2026 03:43 👍 165 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 3

What's the first game you're going to get?

08.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
4 kittens sleeping in a pile. There are two muted torties bookended by two black and white kittens. They have pink feets

4 kittens sleeping in a pile. There are two muted torties bookended by two black and white kittens. They have pink feets

Yuki's babies

07.03.2026 21:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mr mime is just a guy and they stuck him in the ball

07.03.2026 06:48 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

lmao this rocks did one of you write this

07.03.2026 03:31 👍 155 🔁 44 💬 4 📌 3

Judging womens on the dating app because they live in a city an asshole I used to know used to live in

07.03.2026 03:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Quest To Save Cookie's Bustle From Obscurity "This game is a work of art and it should be preserved"

It looks like it’s from an obscure Japanese video game

www.timeextension.com/features/the...

06.03.2026 09:08 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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By Your Command: A Cylon-coded fundraiser A fleetwide announcement involving worthy charities, whistles and very tiny Cylons

HI! Please share! I am running a new fundraiser with Cylon whistles. 4 great orgs benefit. I explain the whole deal here, but basically if you donate $25, I'll send you one of these BSG-coded whistles. You can email or DM receipts & the more you donate, the more u get! www.moryan.com/by-your-comm...

05.03.2026 18:32 👍 148 🔁 121 💬 6 📌 4
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 16554 🔁 3358 💬 258 📌 175
A cool brown mouse sitting on a bag of dog treats. There's also some dog toys, spray cheese, peanut butter.

A cool brown mouse sitting on a bag of dog treats. There's also some dog toys, spray cheese, peanut butter.

Saw a cool mouse

06.03.2026 00:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hand holding a muted calico kitten

Hand holding a muted calico kitten

Hand holding a black and white kitten

Hand holding a black and white kitten

Hand holding a muted calico kitten from above

Hand holding a muted calico kitten from above

Hand holding a black and white kitten from above

Hand holding a black and white kitten from above

My foster cat gave birth to several potatoes overnight.

05.03.2026 19:30 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rodents are really cool. I had prairie dogs. I've known people who have had rats.

05.03.2026 05:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
deux programmeurs ayant fusionnés.

deux programmeurs ayant fusionnés.

deux programmeurs ayant fusionnés.

deux programmeurs ayant fusionnés.

Les premiers symptômes quand tu as fait trop de pair programming cette semaine.

03.03.2026 11:11 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 👍 13197 🔁 2737 💬 82 📌 86

I need help getting the next chemo dosis asap. Images on the right are from may last year, on the left it's normal CT images for reference. I took ss of the wider parts 'cause there's even smaller bits throughout the pipe. It probably got worse since I cannot breathe right now. #HelpSky #SignalBoost

20.02.2026 20:42 👍 153 🔁 244 💬 1 📌 0