Shayna

The United States government is currently covering up evidence the President sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl and is demanding every AI company allow their products to be utilized for mass surveillance of Americans and autonomous weapons systems.

Not great!

washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

oh word???? no shit????? for real????????

Homebrew GI cocktail before weightlifting class

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Record profits are unpaid wages.

there is no universe in which ICE should exist

there is no ICE "lite"

there is no ICE with better training that magically upholds human rights

people should be able to go where they want

our tax dollars should not be spent kidnapping & murdering people

this is not complicated or controversial

Seth Everman, we need you now more than ever.

microdosing the horrors by being awake

Screenshot of a verified Bluesky post from The Independent showing a news headline about Democrats declining to say whether they would rein in ICE after a Minnesota shooting. Below the headline is a photo of Schumer and Jeffries walking side by side in a government hallway with U.S. flags in the background.

Screenshot of a verified Bluesky post from The Onion with a satirical headline reading “Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them.” Below the headline is a photo of Schumer and Jeffries standing in an ornate government building hallway, one looking down and the other gesturing slightly.

Don't forget folks: allowing yourself a vision of the future you'd want for our country and planet - not the one you'd settle for, not the one you fear, but the future of your dreams - isn't naive, it's a vital cognitive skill. That's how we articulate what we most value. What's worth fighting for.

If you have a billion dollars, you literally have enough money to never have to hear any criticism for the rest of your life. Just because they’re all addicted to going online and getting yelled at isn’t my fucking problem.

Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.

The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.

To me, the biggest tell that AI is massively overvalued is that Big Tech has to keep shoving it in our faces. I just noticed Chrome has a 'Gemini' button at the top of the browser, and I'm getting prompts all over the place, including Zoom, to 'try AI.'

sherman, for the love of god!

I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

Capitalism is now illegal

Have you tried Bar Keepers Friend 👀

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits

Y’all won’t use plastic straws but you’re using GROK to plan your workouts??????????? Go dive off a street curb into a pool of trash bag juice.

There's literally no reason for Congress to exist if any random freak in the presidential orbit can nullify laws and seize federal funds. All of this is plainly illegal, but Mike Johnson leads the most corrupt Congress in US history (and by a wide margin.)

Seeing completed AI-generated cover letters submitted by PhDs is just baffling to me, and so disappointing.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

I’m starting to get a little bit worried that 42% of the country is still supporting a fascist pedophile who wants to be a dictator.

Just reflecting on how I had to get sick during my vacation and thus couldn’t even enjoy the perk of more time off work