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Chris Escalante

@brightdystopia

Voice Actor | No brain only soul | Amateur Enthusiast |Terminally Latino | Bi-flag | he/they | Guest of many places for TTRPGs https://bio.link/chrisescalante cescalante1128@gmail.com

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Idk how they did that but I fixed it. Always. ALWAYS...use 2FA, kids.

03.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dog broken. She won't stop performing one-person Celtic tragedies around the house.

03.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The time has arrived! Tonight we're doing something either very brave or very stupid. And if we're lucky, maybe both. Come join me, @chrissycrits.bsky.social, @corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social, & @rachypie.bsky.social for a laugh at 7pm CST πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ
Twitch.tv/BrightDystopia

01.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Friggin, adorable! I cannot get over how sassy the gecko looks lol

I'm calling it now though, there's an opposites theme

we have Grass/Flying, Water/Poison, but struggling with Fire/?

27.02.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am in love with Lady Gecqua. But also Browt?! 😭

27.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Y'all, I love this stupid thing SO much

25.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe on top?

LOL it's a boat worth thinking about for sure. Anytime you feel like admiring it up close I'll sail it on over.

25.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else's dog do a spin cycle before pooping? Or are they normal?

25.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if he dual wields kitchen knives when slicing the PB&J sandwiches diagonally.

25.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things you can't say in a doctor's office during a prostate exam

25.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about a DND boat? Isn't it your turn to have it for half a decade anyway?

25.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says go on in front of a comedy central logo Alt: a man in a suit and tie says go on in front of a comedy central logo
25.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is Kegan logging on to remind you we are a pro-faggotry company since someone just forgot. Thank you.

25.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

Welp... guess we know why ICE was rounding up kids. Though tbh we probably should have seen it coming given who funded them

19.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Puerto Rico.

The X-Men should go there.

19.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 1

Top 5 books/Series.

5. Dresden Files
4. Murder bot Diaries
3. Red Rising
2. Dungeon Crawler Carl
1. The Magicians

16.02.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 10257 πŸ” 1583 πŸ’¬ 264 πŸ“Œ 94

People not understanding why they like "TitΓ­ Me PreguntΓ³" don't realize they're listening to the Non-Germanic Mambo #5

16.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's nice to see so many people reading DCC after I've told everyone and their mother about it. Soon ill have more people to "squee" about things with

15.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Make a hive of those who will never cross paths, except in these pages."

13.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Side note: did anyone else watch the Mike Tyson commercial is TOTAL, ABJECT, HORROR? You thought the Jake Paul fight was his most embarrassing moment? Hold my beer while I pull this up on YouTube. WOW.

09.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To the bandwagon Patriots fans claiming they cheated, Weep yourself to ash. Every single betting box had you all slated for a 1% of winning. People who DONT watch football knew the Hawks were going to win. Seek some joy and watch the video of John Hamm dancing how balls off to Bad Bunny.

09.02.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Seahawks broke NFL Records last night. Most FGs made in a SB game(5), and NFL's all-time scoring record for a single season and post season combined (206), and they just narrowly missed most sacks (holy shit) in a SB game (7) by 1. Why? Because it was intercepted midair after the sack. MY. GODS.

09.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to run an all Kenku game called "Flock around and Find out"

01.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we get a remake of The Walking Dead where they don't change anything and give it to HBO?

26.01.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me your pet's name in a gif

23.01.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.01.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 6476 πŸ” 1979 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 20

I Shoulda let the moment stand on its own...

19.01.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It cool to have witnessed a part of history that doesn't suck. That pass by Caleb Williams is hall of fame highlight reel worthy

19.01.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if:
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing

twitch.tv/BrightDystopia

16.01.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2