GOBLESS 🙌🙌

the guy I was responding to here blocked me (this was our only interaction) and that is just so silly!

and by thanks I mean THANK YOU for working so hard esp over a holiday weekend ♥️

first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after

phew, thanks for the heads up. now I can stop reloading Spotify every 20 minutes 😅

just to be clear, it’s not the “men dressed as puppies” part that’s implausible

i would love to go to a bdsm club! any suggestions?

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

my first thought!

aww! mutual fans! now kiss

thank you for saying this!!!!

yessssssssss

Fruit for thought. Never judge a book by its cover. #comedy #histoty #storytelling #standup YouTube video by David Nihill

~ the tale of the Irish ladies who refused to sell South African grapefruit ~

Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago

this is a great technique for not getting sucked into cults

i don’t know what this means but noted

*sits* that’s my exercise for the day done

yeah it’s in Matilda

you would clap too if you saw a beatboxing pup

THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!

At Kirk's eulogy, Trump said he hates his enemies and said Biden was a stupid, bad man who deserves cancer.

At a FUNERAL.

This is the grace that they keep saying we lack.

i’m so sorry but i really strongly doubt this is real

how dare he say we poupon

“words are not violence” okay avada kedavra then bitch

great bit by the sound guy at the end (I still use gendered phrases, I’m from the south)

Struggling how an image of two friends together is malicious communication

(michael has two podcasts)

Great for need a dieting sidekick 😊

also she didn’t say it. Gianmarco did.