MacArthur ‘Genius Grant’ Awarded To Inventor Of Eatin’ Shirt
‘It’s A Big Ol’ Shirt I Put On Before Supper So My Good Shirts Don’t Get Dirty,’ Says Recipient
MacArthur ‘Genius Grant’ Awarded To Inventor Of Eatin’ Shirt https://theonion.com/macarthur-genius-grant-awarded-to-inventor-of-eatin-shirt/
08.10.2025 21:00
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It’s time to watch Deadwood again
17.08.2025 06:40
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Sudden realization I’ve been putting my rando updates on the wrong app
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You could just leave gochugaru out of the cucumber completely, dress it all with rice vinegar and it will taste like a nice cucumber salad. I don’t know the state of your pantry but if you have stuff for ssamjang you could just make that and have plain cucumber spears for dipping
04.07.2025 17:37
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I just saw someone holding an open can of Monster Energy Drink at 8:30am, and I feel very strongly that that beverage contains Night Energy. It’s only for mornings if you’ve been up all night and you are still carrying the darkness with you.
03.07.2025 12:29
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Here’s a somewhat brutal tip that I hope I remember - if you’re old and worried about your days being numbered, behave in a way that will make people sad to see you go
30.04.2025 17:57
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When genuinely and openly lawless outrages are happening, if you are still fixating on Facebook boxwine-quality conspiracy theories, that's on you.
26.03.2025 17:12
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Brass horse statuette forward-facing
Rear view of horse statuette revealing its ample curvaceous bottom
This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying
25.03.2025 11:39
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Just remember: No matter how ridiculous and disastrous our current government leadership is, they still think they are better than you
25.03.2025 01:24
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every person involved in this needs to be in prison
23.03.2025 00:40
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Today felt like a day of setbacks, though I could not tell you for the life of me what those setbacks were. Hoping it just might be the first glimmer of a turning point
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Chamath Palihapitiya ® Au @chamath
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Make no mistake, just like in a private company, these are losses. America is deeply unprofitable, far away from breaking even and if outsiders stop lending us money, we will go bankrupt.
So, in case you didn't know better, if you are still wishing DOGE to fail, you are wishing for America to default.
“America is deeply unprofitable” it’s a country not a B2B startup you fucking dweeb
13.03.2025 02:01
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This feeling never truly goes away, I am sending you so much love
09.03.2025 19:35
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It’s fun to whipsaw back and forth five times every day between “Don’t overreact to alarming news” and “OK should I be hoarding food or something.”
03.03.2025 22:17
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How many bonkers scenarios and unprecedented events need to happen before you’re no longer catastrophizing?
19.02.2025 10:06
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A visit from my mother has revealed to me that I’ve VERY MUCH become a “we have food at home” person. Why am I turning down more treats???
19.02.2025 01:10
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every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake
14.02.2025 01:15
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GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
11.02.2025 18:00
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Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card
Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card
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10.02.2025 17:00
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I have found my temper exceptionally short as of late. Just boiling under the surface
05.02.2025 03:49
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NYT Tomorrow: Trump is coming for trans people, immigrants, public employees, foreign aid, higher education, media, the environment, and science. We can’t save them all. Here’s why he’ll stop if we abandon trans people and foreigners. By David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel
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Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
04.02.2025 00:22
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
03.02.2025 22:34
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Yes, I got halfway to the gym and turned around thinking “I don’t actually want to do this tonight.” You can’t win ‘em all and Friday night gym is completely optional.
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ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil
ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil
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