Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord

I like the pro-wrestling “From Parts Unknown” style player bio.

At 11:47pm we finally exited the Front St Garage.

The Miracle will be seeing this team score.

But like…good ones

The Columbus Crew cannot be successful if one of their Designated Players can’t see the field.

What’s Alex Matan up to these days?

I’m sorry but if Hugo Picard is coming in before our benched DP…

It’s beginning to look like a long season in Cowtown.

Tonight’s downtown traffic debacle is brought to you by John Kasich. We could have had some passenger rail by now

Inter Miami owner says he pays Lionel Messi ‘$70 million to $80 million a year’ The 38-year-old's deal includes an ownership stake in the club, which significantly enhances the value of his contract.

I’m sure Messi alone makes more than several teams full salary bill. Please end the circus.

Love this track. Great album!

Jonathan Mensah is a Columbus treasure and legend.

Reunited and it feels…well it feels something

We could use a used Subaru Outback on the back line

The Neal Morse Band’s new album L.I.F.T.

First spin of what should be another masterpiece from The Neal Morse Band (NMB).

Jokes on you, I’m an American prog rock fan. There’s plenty of tickets. How close are the shows you ask? Let’s not talk about that.

The Crew failed in both of these by not buying down Nagbe sooner and completely whiffing on Gazdag.

I don’t want to take time to explain it in depth but my MLS roster building philosophy is centered on teams signing a new DP roughly every 18 months and either selling or buying down the longest tenured DP to bring in the newest one. The companion to this theory is that you can’t miss on your DPs

Sometimes things mutate.

The name of one of my home brews.

Unfortunately that wasn’t mud

The most glaring issue with this team for the better part of two years has been the defense.

Stank Prince scored his first goal today on the ashes of Stank Lake. Game tying goal against Minnesota United.

My dentures will fall out if I don’t

I talk about Rudy Camacho like he’s a sweet old grandpa man like a @knaas.bsky.social or a @tokenliberal.bsky.social and here he is a solid 9 years younger than I am

Big day for the FIFA Peace Prize

The degenerate lads of Fuß country at one time tried to lord their alleged lack of public funding over our heads. Their stadium is 5 years old and they’re asking for more than half of the reported cost of construction for expansion? Is Kentucky pickup the other half?

UPDATE: I received this in the mail today along with another record for. Andy Hawk and can confirm that this is good stuff and a fun listen.

The best sports coverage in the whole of Cowtown.

Nothing stokes the competitive fire like a Tuesday night trivia win with Antifa Jake.