Jaz Prays for the Downfall of The West

Vegeta: "I'm Back Bitches!" YouTube video by Dragon_Hunter

Wart: www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Ez...

Well I do have two of these boxes so I imagine it's quite similar

The "ayy"s and high-fives, dudes rock

Same (all other women are stronger than me)

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

I’m a Brit ducking missiles in Israel. Where is my government?

Fucketh around findeth out

WE SEE NANCY’S FACE AND SHE LOOKS VERY HAPPY NANCY WISHES YOU A HAPPY FRIDAY

NANCY WISHES YOU
A HAPPY FRIDAY

Okay turns out a box of 200 syringes is a lot bigger than I imagined lol

"Millenial Nazi whose only way to understand the world comes from a pastiche of blockbuster films and video games," is really becoming a defining aesthetic of our era.

1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published

1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series

1997 - BBC remake

2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added

2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap

2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next

Not for £12 a copy

*accused again

You selfish.

Because where the fuck do I find DVD copies of Uwe Boll's Postal?

Drawing of a puppy looking sad that the plushie they want is being resold for way more than retail price with the caption; "This puppy HATES resellers"

Resellers..

Female athletes must pay £185 to prove their sex Matt Lawton - Chief Sports Correspondent British female track and field athletes are being asked to pay £185 for a sex test if they want to compete internationally. World Athletics requires all athletes to take an SRY gene test before competing in the female category at major championships and Diamond League events to guarantee fair competition by excluding trans and DSD (differences of sex development) competitors. Before the World Championships in Tokyo last September, World Athletics gave $100 per test for the thousand or so female athletes needing one. More money will be provided by the international federation for this year’s World Junior Championships. But British women have been advised by UK Athletics (UKA) to pay for the test themselves, urging them to have the cheek swab, which indicates the presence of a Y chromosome, “as soon as possible to avoid delays around selection”. However, some women have complained it is unfair when the test is not required for men. UKA has a hardship fund to pay for the test and will assess requests on a case-by-case basis. But the situation is symptomatic of a national federation already facing financial challenges, made worse by UK Sport cutting its funding for this Olympic cycle. While almost £32 million was given to the relatively niche sports that won five medals at last month’s Winter Olympics, athletics has had its funding cut from £22.18 million to £20.45 million despite winning ten medals in 2024. It was only last year UKA returned to some form of financial stability, posting a profit of £107,588. But it is now facing a big fine after admitting corporate manslaughter over the death of Abdullah Hayayei, who died in 2017 after a metal cage fell on him while he was training for the World Para Athletics Championships in London.

"Feminism" [Times]

Held back from saying "Claude? The LLM that bombed a school?" in a meeting.

You're dating Shiv and are a programmer, you're a lil bit divergent surely

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

This always makes me think the same shit every time. Why are you working that job? If you want a machine to do every single step for you, why the fuck do you work? Why get out of bed without the passion to do the thing you're allegedly excited to do? Why not just roll over and die if you don't care?

the boob hypnosis is so funny to me tbh.

even if it went down exactly as 'centrists' claim, and we all know it didn't, i wouldn't care bcos the shit starmer, kemi, nigel and so on have done is literally worse by every conceivable metric.

Them being steaming mad that they got handed a pre-Elon Twitter because they built it to be LinkedIn is one of the funniest things about this website

Bluesky moderators post like 2000s-era mean girls. It's obvious that they're hurt and upset that nobody on this website likes them and that they failed to attract their target demo: pedophile crypto enthusiasts and p-zombies that are excited to talk to you about B2B SaaS.

A four quadrant scatterplot with the x axis labeled “raw animal sex appeal” to “endearing posh mojo” and the y axis labeled “has working understanding of what society is” to “does not know how society operates” with George of the Jungle, Rocky of Rocky Horror, JCVD in Universal Soldier, Leopold, Duke of Albany, Mark-Francis Vandelli, and Austin Powers arranged in a roughly diagonal line from the top left to bottom right

I have made the chart

Like, I have nostalgia for when I first watched it, but I also have a brainworm that understands why Friends was so popular because it was novel at the time because historically it was new and fresh. Now there's a billion better and worse things to occupy our time with.

It was novel at the time, and we pine for the nostalgia we felt back then. Since then we've had everything with Whedon dialogue and both him and Adam whatshisface turned out to be chuds, and we're no longer starved for Nathan Fillion

im so angry about how far back trans rights have been pushed bcos of a bunch of bigots in our press and political class

it's not that we're not progressing. it's that they've literally regressed our rights

reversed progress made over decades

ppl like @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social should be in prison

It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly

Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding a copy of The Hedge Knight by George RR Martin

Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding his school bag and smiling.

If you need a timeline cleanse you should know that Dexter Sol Ansell who plays Egg on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms went to school as Egg for World Book Day.

New pink tax just dropped!