Keff 🍊

People who design bathrooms (specifically toilets).

Please consider those of us who are... large enough where the bowl is a concern.

Thanks.

He has trouble fitting into many things.

Big Kaj...

Always happy to hear any advice you have! 🧡

This is how I feel as a decade-long Haskell user.

The hardest part about trying to get the body I want is eating enough.

It's like... 4 meals + a high-calorie protein shake per day.

The lifting is the easy part!

Just reminding my artist friends that Telegram bans public NSFW channels, and has been doing so recently.

Set them to private if you want to keep them.

I bet there's a whole bunch of you who want Keff to sit on you.

Normally Garrett likes being warm and inviting, but during mating season he tries to act intimidating. He knows that his urges are a lot to handle and it's best for everyone if only the bravest souls enter his territory. Thankfully, there's no shortage of brave souls who come to visit him.

(I have added the adult tag manually to this, like I do every other post. If it shows up anyway that's on Bluesky)

Sketch of Keff (dragon), nude.

A sketch @nghtygatorboy.bsky.social did of Keff 🧡

Can't stop now, get me another 😤

🎨 @caronte.cafe

That's the goal!

(Will need contact lenses though because I'm short-sighted)

Goes with my recent full beard and my uhh... en-roundening face.

Great work 🧡 hope to be at that point soon!

Considering a septum piercing in real life...

Given the rise in fuel prices, are the MAGA crowd gonna start adding "I did this" stickers with Trump's face on to pumps?

Enjoying the view lil' guy?

A reward from P-site for
@sneakytwynx.bsky.social

I need to weigh it.

I'll squish you.

Drain those huge balls down your throat.

You can sleep on Keff's belly and chest. They'll even throw a blanket over.

But if they get needy they'll push you down.

Yeah I've just seen claims too. I manually label all my stuff and a friend checked out my stuff to see it's all fine.

I just worry that some people might be overreacting and blocking people over what might be a genuine issue.

You can have protein powder on stale bread.

Oh my!

Commission @dreadtheshark.bsky.social
www.furaffinity.net/view/64247964

other platforms: linktr.ee/ZomaCaius

Here’s another WIP 💦💦💦

awooo~
YCH for @anzielelafi.bsky.social and @pora.pet !

Do people really not use the labels?

The knot never fits, dude...