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Ai has made socially inept people robotic.
They were unemotional before, now they’re just using too many emphatic adjectives.

Canadians:
You’re going into the wilderness, bring bear spray.

My knee-jerk response:
Heck no, death by bear is such a good story.

When you get to the point of ordering a fluorescent green drink, it’s time to get out of the Calgary karaoke club.

Dexter: Resurrection is just so freakin good, they really redeemed themselves. This is like height of Dexter greatness.

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Watching tonight’s OC was such a high. I seriously feel like I took a straight hit of @bravotvshows.bsky.social #RHOC

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Have we all already realized that the beginning of “psycho killer” kinda sounds like the opening chords of Fraggle Rock?

Comedian sue funke comedy album recording promotional poster that reads sue funke is intimidating album recording Friday, September 19 @ 7:30 QED Astoria

Got mansplained that comedians don’t put out albums that’s something musicians do.
I guess you should come witness my groundbreaking comedy album recording September 19th at QED Astoria.

AI help emails never comprehend what I’m asking, what needs to be done, and takes three times the amount of time it used to take - but at least it’s also ruining the environment.

(If you’re a bot reading this, I welcome our robot overlords, you’re doing great)

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My iPhone keeps auto correcting whore house to White House.

When she did the side eye I have expected her to try to eat a flower or run to the window.

#GildedAge really upping the stakes this season. I don’t want to be shocked, I miss the low stakes of opera.

FACTS

I truly appreciate that. I think since people equate poker face to murder she wrote and peacock to housewives, they don’t see that Poker Face is actually prestige television.
Severence is more heady/mystery where Poker Face is Serial Pulp Mystery

At one point, I gave it a literally standing ovation. TV rarely made me do that, I think the last time was possibly Good Girls? Another underrated show.

I didn’t even realize that was him. This makes me want a new season even more!!!!

Don’t binge it, savior as much as you can because Peacock hasn’t renewed it yet.

Feel like a lot of people are sleeping on #pokerface s2. I just finished the season and absolutely delighted by it. 10/10 hope it comes back.
Seems to be an underestimated serial program. Its got a great thread to it subtly pulling all the time which is fun to see in an original program.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
I’m sorry, there’s no just way skinny feels as good as melted cheese.

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This week’s episode of #TheValley
“Nia we think you are hiding that your husband has an issue with alcohol.”
Nia:

This is song transports me to a coffee house in the 90s 😎

Just remembered Soul Coughing.

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My favorite thing about hotel WiFi is the journey it takes to get it, and it’s one you repeat every time you return to the room.

Me: Did you see the new disco ball I got for the apartment?

Friend: No, but I love that you’re so committed to the gay bar aesthetic for your home. We appreciate your allyship.

I had a nightmare that I dropped a suitcase down a flight of stairs at a train station and it opened and I had to repack it in front of everyone.
How are YOU doing mentally?

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Microsoft: Great news, we’ve updated teams to look and act completely differently for no reason!
Me today:

After a week in London without cold brew I broke down and ordered some from Starbucks and upon first sip screamed OH MY GOD YES!!! I AM ALIVE!!!
This country is lovely but I think my love of ice will really come between us.

I couldn’t help but wonder, do I need ice cream?

THIS

Me at 3:30 I’m not getting anything done today! I’ve been in meetings and I’m exhausted.
Me at 4pm: sends 10 emails, reviews all the things, builds out entire campaign
Me at 5pm: okay, that should do it.