me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

- can’t even lie…I live for the way they’re riding out for Tameka Dianne Cottle.

I thought I was quitting weed and LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

When I die and it's my birthday, please don't wish me a "heavenly" happy birthday because we don't know where I'm going and I don't want y'all sending my birthday wishes to the wrong address.

Whoever decided to call them "smash burgers" so they could charge $18 for half a burger patty needs they ass whooped

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

I don’t like to give the Bible too much, but “Thou preparest a table before for me in the presence of mine enemies” is such a cunty thing to say in a prayer. Dear God, thank you for making these bitches watch me EAT!

Steel Here

we made fun, but she was spittin

R&B songs turning 20 this year.

Beyonce - irreplaceable
Rihanna - We Ride
Fantasia - When I See You
Nelly Furtardo - Promiscuous Girl
Ciara - Promise
Ne-Yo - So Sick
LeToya Luckett - Torn
Jojo - Too Little Too Late
Cassie - Me & U
Cherish - Unappreciated
Corrine Bailey Rae - Like A Star

You know what.

I just realized IDGAF 😭 *deletes*

Why would I invite somebody to a party that I'm not even having fun at?

outgrowing friendships sucks as much as friendship breakups.

Praying to Poseidon is the most internet shit ever 😂😂😂

Here’s my favorite video of him telling the choir the CORRECT notes for Total Praise, that I saved months ago so I can use it against my MD.

An Avengers movie panel made into a meme Captain America: “How can you hide being high when you’re with people?” Bruce Banner, eyes red: “That’s my secret, Cap’. I’m always high”

Bingo.

A lingering smell of menthol cigarettes and Money House Blessing air freshener

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Dudes Rock

i'm finna be HIGH AF for the rest of the week.

‘Soup’ was a slang term for drugs that were injected into a horse to make it run faster.

A racehorse that was on PEDs was said to be ‘souped up.’

We now use the term to refer to anything that is enhanced.

My powers activated so I'll do a spell. 🪄Toads be toads and frogs be froggin, sim sim shallah blam put a brain in that noggin! 🪄

Only human musicians can carry like this. 🗣️NOT AI

Freakum Dress is always and the only correct answer.

- when I say I listen to SINGERS.

Y'ALL IS RAISING DUMMIES

I needed a job. They gave me one.

a lot of this album sounds like winter to me but definitely this one

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