LeBron James and I are the same age and with him it’s like “When will he retire?” and for everyone else who graduated high school our year it’s like: “We will never be able to retire.”
Man, you’re killing it. My dad introduced me to Sagan when I was about that age and “Pale Blue Dot” reduces me to tears every time. You’re doing great by your daughter
Get her on that Contact shit!
I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant
TIL that national defense spending is at $1.4 trillion dollars.
And that Americans have spent $1.3 trillion dollars on paying interest on the national debt.
In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.
Like, I was in Croatia in my 20s and almost got a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tattoo behind my ear but DIDN’T and you don’t see me running for office in Maine.
Yall aren’t being clever. And if it really doesn’t align with who you are now, the technology has existed to fix that. Laser that shit off or get a better cover up?
This might be an over generalization but if I see a white dude in his 30s-50s with a large black inked tattoo in a prominent area and they struggle to tell me what it signifies, I don’t have to be a WW2 scholar to do the math.
all the boys ran screaming from the yard for some reason
55 MAD Magazine back covers would cure me I bet.
Went to the new facility over the holidays and I’ll tell you what: exquisite. My brother’s in laws are HUGE Everton fans despite living in Brumley.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S ANOTHER ELLISON AND SHE IS A PRODUCER AT ANNAPURNA
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
War in the Middle East
Britney Spears arrested for a DUI.
Stock market bubble about to burst.
Scrubs, King of the Hill and Malcolm in the Middle are back on TV.
2006 is so back, baby.
Heading from the New Republic “Kristi norm hosts event with zero clue that Trump just fired her”
I came.
your new DHS secretary, everyone:
Great! But now we’ve got *squints* Markwayne? Ffs apple.news/ABadSWu30Th6...
![Peterson and fellow Yankee pitcher Mike Kekich swapped wives and children, an arrangement the pair announced at spring training in March 1973. The Peterson and Kekich families had been friends since 1969. Peterson and the former Susanne Kekich remained married, but the relationship between Kekich and Marilyn Peterson only lasted a few months.[19] By June, the Yankees traded Kekich.[20]
"It's a love story. It wasn't anything dirty," Peterson told a reporter in 2013. "I could not be happier with anybody in the world. 'Mama' and I go out and party every night. We're still on the honeymoon and it has been a real blessing."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvhcyjwqy57qv4sqpbp6vlxb/bafkreig6nanqrzvs4i45yilavzgzhlcipxs7tbe34vcywgmp2afni6fuki)
Peterson and fellow Yankee pitcher Mike Kekich swapped wives and children, an arrangement the pair announced at spring training in March 1973. The Peterson and Kekich families had been friends since 1969. Peterson and the former Susanne Kekich remained married, but the relationship between Kekich and Marilyn Peterson only lasted a few months.[19] By June, the Yankees traded Kekich.[20] "It's a love story. It wasn't anything dirty," Peterson told a reporter in 2013. "I could not be happier with anybody in the world. 'Mama' and I go out and party every night. We're still on the honeymoon and it has been a real blessing."
The lore:
1973 pictures of Yankees pitchers Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich who swapped their wives
Happy NY Yankees’ Pitchers Wife Swap Day to all those who celebrate.
War in the Middle East
Britney Spears arrested for a DUI.
Stock market bubble about to burst.
Scrubs, King of the Hill and Malcolm in the Middle are back on TV.
2006 is so back, baby.
6 because I can hear all the rest while I write and that drives me insane.
The more feature players in a show or movie have a vocal fry is inversely proportionate to my willingness to watch it.
Your lips to God’s ears
I wasn’t old enough to know what the first Iran Contra scandal was about so I’m excited to see the sequel.
