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thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

Also: If you contributed to the production of a live-service game you deserve ample residuals.

It's resoundingly clear that many of the massive failures in the AAA video game industry have been because of [dumb] decisions made [uncritically] from the top-down. Instead of laying off entire studios, developers should be laying off publishing executives. You know I'm right.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Remember when the CEO of Tylenol blah blah blah nobody cares anymore impunity impunity

New: A Houston woman is suing Tesla in Harris County, alleging that her Cybertruck, while using Tesla's "Full Self-Driving mode" tried to drive the car off of a bridge. Here is the dashcam footage provided by her lawyers: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

the president is a pedophile, what are you doing

I’m closer than I’ve ever been to becoming Ted Kaczynski

wow "which is better, Carl Sagan as published or multiple iconic Carl Saganisms in a slightly different order", really makes you think, guess I'll give these guys all my money and then [foghorn] [slinky falling down the stairs]

imdb "gallery" that won't come off my screen no matter how far down I scroll, entitled "Streaming Stars, Then and Now" with two photos of the incomparable Rachel Weisz

STEREAMING STARS!?!???
PUT
SOME
RESPECT
ON
HER
NAME

A woman dressed at a Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother from the recent Dune movies holding the Agony box and Gom Jabbar and a man with his hand in the box with a look of surprise on his face.

It was amazing to meet the original Paul Atreides at ECCC yesterday!

do they know?

if only a woman could win the general election, am I right ladies

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Google search results (curiously no AI response this time, for once) for "Google Gemini murders people" which shows results for the story of Joel Gavalas, a man that Google Gemini personally murdered and who explicitly told him to murder other people for no reason.

Google Gemini, a known murderer, summarizing the defunct "Don't be evil" policy Google once had. This is no longer a motto because Google has murdered at least one person using its waste of water, Gemini.

Sup @developers.google.com

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

But they don't make my wife leave me

they went out together like Romeo & Juliet

Still waiting for It to happen

not being arrested for child rape I guess

An important academic update

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

the "you'll lose your job" narrative is exactly the same as the Old Money threat, just replace "immigrants will take" with "AI will take" and in both cases the truth is, of course, "Your Bosses will take your job because they want to pay someone else less if they can. They don't care how you eat."

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

But yeah it's cool that it makes your coding job easier and I guess you can have little blade runner talks with it

I'll take my chances on "retaining my ability to read and write on my own" I guess

This is what heroin must feel like

Anyway

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog