Azul Buho

Hair like the bully Imelda from Grange Hill, who or possibly whom I fancied like mad. I may regret posting this.

If AI is to have any role in society, it must be to tell us when we've been leg-jiggle-stimming for an anti-social length of time.

Leg-jiggle-stim guy clocking in to apologise. (It also annoys me when I notice I'm doing it, in my defence.)

CHALLENGE: Post summat that makes sense to you right now, but will make NO sense to you in the future.

I'll go first:
I would have been on Haiti Couleurs, just for the Spanish Republic/Sheffield Wednesday silks, so good job I didn't get owt down. (Glad 'Arry didn't win, obvs, the cnunt.)

(I admit this is an odd existential crisis to suddenly strike me while standing on the landing looking out of the window for the Sainsbury's van on a Friday night.)

I've owned a boomerang for nearly 30 years, yet I have never thrown a boomerang. What have I been doing with my life, man? Fook.

Only wrong'uns try to sleep during Fallas.

I always liked Steady Eddie.

There's a version of pool where you have to say what shot you are about to attempt, and it's a foul if it doesn't go down as planned. You could do that in snooker, but with only your honour at stake.

£1,000 pcm. (No pets.)

Colourless green dreams sleep furiously.

"Quote tweet with your preferred native wildlife to feature on bank notes."

A round up, in no particular order, of the peregrine falcon nest cams of England: Spring 2026

Expect to see the first eggs laid in some of these locations in the next week or two

'Conceded by Chelsea' outranks those grounds, though.

Those in charge of framing, interpreting and applying football's laws don't understand football. Offside doesn't exist to punish players for having a toenail a centimetre too far forward. The game should not stop to indulge this ignorance. They never use VAR to catch diving, do they? #FACup #WRECHE

Ah, but could they do it on a wet Wednesday night in Stoke?

Time elapsed between finding out she's on here and blocking her: mere seconds

it's sad the the 'before' picture is so commonplace (and so accepted as normal) in ireland

if they were displayed the other way around, you would think something cataclysmic had happened

I've got a feeling in me water this is Jim Cuckoo's year. But it's Arthur's to lose, no doubt about that. #mindgames

I think I did once get paid to write someone's CV for them, HACKTUALLY.

I am in a chatgroup for communications professionals. There are two main topics at the moment:

1) Because of AI, there are no jobs - we are all going to starve

2) I asked AI to rewrite my CV - it's brilliant!

(I have never posted to this group, nor do I plan to.)

Trying to remember the last time I wanted Chelsea to get a result. I'm not sure it's ever happened, but if it has then Carlo Cudicini was probably in goal for them. #ARSCHE

I have VOTED in the March 2026 UK local elections.

I voted GREEN.

I think this is the FIRST time I have had a @greenparty.org.uk candidate to vote for in this ward.

#VoteEarlyVoteOften

Praxis.

'Don't Stop Me Now' is Queen's only objectively good song. FACT.

('Bohemian Rhapsody' may also be good, but we have all heard it too often to judge it properly now.)

#TOTP1979

Hmm. Stick with #TOTP going back to 1979? Or (and I'm still not entirely sure this is real, and not a programme pitch from W1A): 'Hippo Watch with Steve Backshall' on Channel 5?

He must be hot in that topcoat. Unless he's nesh.

#TOTP

Do I like Geri Halliwell? I think I like Geri Halliwell. Will need to process this news. Much to think about. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time.

#TOTP

Kate Thornton was RIGHT to describe Cast's return as 'welcome'. That is the sort of fearless journalism she will be remembered for.

(I had completely forgotten Kate Thornton existed. Again, fair play to her for getting herself a turn in the sun. Use what you've got to get what you need.)

#TOTP

Men should NOT hang out the passenger side of their best friend's ride, trying to holler at lasses. That is sexist and boorish.

On the other hand, I find TLC's attitude to impecunious men rather classist. There: I said it.

Also: remember skirt AND trousers?! What a time to be alive!

#TOTP1999