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I love orangutans and it absolutely terrifies me that we are so close to losing them! #Primates

Happy International Threads day, everyone. i hope it goes off with a bang!

Common Peephole     She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldn’t stop it.   That’s when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston

Pulp poetry.

Statue d'un quelconque Jean-Michel antique à poil, tête penchée, une jambe levée sur mes orteils, Prêt à démarrer la chorégraphie du hit de Beyoncé (c'est mon interprétation, c'est forcément ça, n'allez pas vérifier mon expertise est sans limite.)

All the single ladies
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

Well, for a President of Peace he certainly likes killing people.

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator...
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A three panel cartoon starring an octopus, a shark, and a jellyfish. In the first panel, the octopus says, "I ONCE SAW A HUMAN AND PEED MYSELF." In the second panel, the shark says, "A HUMAN SAW ME, AND HE PEED HIMSELF" In the last panel, the jellyfish says, "A HUMAN TOUCHED ME ONCE, AND HIS FRIEND PEED ON HIM." In response, the octopus says, "DUDE..." and the shark says,"WHAT?" Comic is watermarked by @wawawiwacomics

This always makes me laugh

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

Ea Nasir and Anthony "Spice" Adams meme mash up. In this version our boy Ea Nasir peeks from behind the tree, rubbing his hands in anticipation. The text reads: "The mining industry forecasts that copper demand over the next decade will surpass the total amount mined in all of history"

Stolen from Reddit. Shine up those shoddy products, Ea Nasir, seize the day.

d r a g g e d

A bit of a crap day just got better

For anyone who needs cheering up... here's Britain's smallest bird having a bath today in a woodland puddle. 😁😍🐦❤️
#birds 🪶

The Daily Telegraph currently owned by a private equity vehicle RedBird IMI - based in the UAE and led by Italian American Gerry Cardinale and Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan.

Patriotic news. For patriotic people. Who don't want to pay taxes.

A bus stop advert at Nutfield Close bus stop in North London.

Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

Nobody needs this much money. No one.

I think the Epstein affair is turning into the defining political scandal of our time. It is bringing into plain sight how informal networks of powerful, entitled, abusive and often sexually violent men operate outside any form of institutional scrutiny or restraint.

Great explainer, if you need it 😉

Sunday chuckle!

Panel 1: genie says 3 rules no wishing for death, no falling in love, no bring back dead people Panel 2 person says I want Reeses cups to moan when I take their littles panties off Panel 3 genie sez, there are 4 rules

Okay time for fun.

Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.

Here's mine.

We are looking at a close up of a small wooden carved mouse on an oak chair. It is climbing up the scroll of the top of a chair and has a long straight tail and finely carved whiskers.

Good morning from everyone at the Hall including Robert 'Mouseman' Thompson's mouse.

She's doing very well she says and thanks you for asking.

Yes he’s cute now. But just wait until he grows up, crosses the Danube and plunders Bohemia.

Hey News anchors interviewing Republicans who are demonstrably lying about video footage, why not try asking what they're scared of? Why they feel they have to lie, what will happen to them if they don't, or maybe ask what they've been promised if they maintain the lie.

The Masque of Anarchy, by Percy Bysshe Shelley, 1819.

We are Christopher Isherwood, watching the increasingly violent scenes of government thuggery and murder in the Berlin street below from our apartment window above.

Encouraging breeding season for North Atlantic Right Whale North Atlantic Right Whales have produced more calves this winter than in recent seasons, bolstering hopes for the Critically Endangered species, even as scientists stress overall recovery remains fragile.

The Critically Endangered North Atlantic Right Whale has shown encouraging signs in the current calving season, with more youngsters documented than in several recent years:

Our paper on the mysterious Devonian organism Prototaxites has now finally been published! See the paper here (www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...) and our explainer thread below!
Prototaxites reconstruction by Matt Humpage