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@plusmiinusnolla

only a cis deals in absolutes,35, he/they.

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Ed & Stede's first time together & Stede's first time with a man.. Ed's worried he'll hurt Stede because, let's just say, he's not *small* and Stede's like nono it's fine I can take it, Ed starts to get frustrated because he wants this to be perfect and so Stede is like okay, okay and then after-

06.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
4 similar screenshots of sim ed, posing in a pink dress and stockings and boots, his hair in cute little buns

4 similar screenshots of sim ed, posing in a pink dress and stockings and boots, his hair in cute little buns

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my god, he's so cute 🌸
#ofmd #ofmdsims #ts4 #EdTeach

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re doing your best.

Trying to be kind to people, trying to be the person you want to see in the world.

You’re not perfect but you’re good. And we need that goodness right now. Thank you for that.

05.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 427 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2
Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach are cuddling under a yellow blanket in a colorful blanket fort. Sted is holding a cup of tea, Edd's head is on his shoulder. There is a black flag with two skulls and a heart above them.

Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach are cuddling under a yellow blanket in a colorful blanket fort. Sted is holding a cup of tea, Edd's head is on his shoulder. There is a black flag with two skulls and a heart above them.

Cosy pirate captains are cuddling in the blanket fort, and nothing else in the world matters β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή
I missed drawing them so much! πŸ₯Ή
#OurFlagMeansDeath

05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
From scientific american: A tiny white downy baby bird in a blue "purse" being weighed.

The text underneath reads: The biggest berry bloom in New Zealand's forests in decades has set of a mating frenzy among the ciritcally endangered Kakapo, the world's heaviest parrot.

From scientific american: A tiny white downy baby bird in a blue "purse" being weighed. The text underneath reads: The biggest berry bloom in New Zealand's forests in decades has set of a mating frenzy among the ciritcally endangered Kakapo, the world's heaviest parrot.

THIS IS HOW THEY WEIGH KAKAPO CHICKS!

πŸ“· Lydia Uddstrom/New Zealand Department of Conservation

05.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
A digital drawing of Ilya leaning back against a table while wearing a red set of lingerie (including a bralet, lace garter belt, and lace topped stockings) as he looks directly at the viewer.

A digital drawing of Ilya leaning back against a table while wearing a red set of lingerie (including a bralet, lace garter belt, and lace topped stockings) as he looks directly at the viewer.

After Shane showed off his skimpy new yoga 'fit Ilya's competitiveness demanded that he one up him.

#heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov #hollanov

05.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
Picture of a Washington Post article with a sun shining over Iran barely visible through clouds of smoke with the caption β€œThe U.S. military used the most advanced AI in warfare yet to strike Iran. Below this is a post from account The Shire-Reckonjng reading

ThΓ©oden answers Saruman.

β€˜Even if your war on my was justβ€”as it was not, for were you ten times as wise, you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desiredβ€”even so, what will you say of your torches in the Westfield and the children that lie dead there?’

Picture of a Washington Post article with a sun shining over Iran barely visible through clouds of smoke with the caption β€œThe U.S. military used the most advanced AI in warfare yet to strike Iran. Below this is a post from account The Shire-Reckonjng reading ThΓ©oden answers Saruman. β€˜Even if your war on my was justβ€”as it was not, for were you ten times as wise, you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desiredβ€”even so, what will you say of your torches in the Westfield and the children that lie dead there?’

Too real of a post conjunction of Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and war, bluesky

05.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Samba and con on la streets dressed in suits

Samba and con on la streets dressed in suits

Samba and con in beautiful background

Samba and con in beautiful background

Thank you #GLAADHonors for having me to celebrate diverse LGBTQ Leaders and celebrate #Pluribus #GLAADAwards nomination🫢 And thank you Con for being my date. Have you joined our baking class?❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 14
Vianton in glasses with the mug saying I love my pack, he is wearing favourite RD t-shirt I don't know how it happend oops πŸ˜…

Vianton in glasses with the mug saying I love my pack, he is wearing favourite RD t-shirt I don't know how it happend oops πŸ˜…

And Anton, the pack dad 🐺 #vianton #sketches

05.03.2026 07:32 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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the scrumpling scruntcher. the scrunge

05.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Calico Jacques has a friend ✨️😌 a lover, even πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
#ofmdfanart #izzyhands #izzyhandsfanart #cjizzy

04.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1

Again 🫦

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

04.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 301 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 2

Happy Fourth Anniversary to this absolute lifesaver of a show

SO grateful for y'all with an elevator speech on lock to recruit new Crew to watch ofmd. I *still* get all teary Γ  la "if I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."

closest I've gotten is this s2 speech dJenks gave RICKY:

04.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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hiiii do you ever think about "all love dies" and then you think about "clawed its way out through his guts and it killed him" and then you think about Ed watching the duel like he already knows how it's gonna end

04.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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truly can't believe it's been four whole YEARS since this scene aired and permanently altered my brain chemistry

03.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Meme. A picture of an orange cat with its paw raised, with the text "boop"

Meme. A picture of an orange cat with its paw raised, with the text "boop"

On Bluesky, cat boops you

04.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 4th birthday to #ourflagmeansdeath πŸ’™πŸ’œ

This show means so much to me. Till this day I'm still heartbroken they cancelled this gem after season 2.

πŸ“Έ by @nightrose85.bsky.social
Blackbeard is Persona_cosplay
Me as Stede Bonnet

#ofmd #gentlebeard #stedebonnetcosplay #ofmdcosplay #cosplaymaker

03.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œif you love pirates and you hate heterosexuals, this is the show for you.”

taika waititi talking to entertainment weekly about
#ourflagmeansdeath

04.12.2024 00:21 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6
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almost four years later and this is still one of my all time favorite posts about this show

17.02.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
Ed and Stede are fighting, swords locked against each other. They both look angry and Ed is flipping Stede off. Ed shouts "FUCK YOU, STEDE BONNET!!!" and Stede responds "FUCK ME YOURSELF, YOU COWARD!!!" pointing at Ed.

Ed and Stede are fighting, swords locked against each other. They both look angry and Ed is flipping Stede off. Ed shouts "FUCK YOU, STEDE BONNET!!!" and Stede responds "FUCK ME YOURSELF, YOU COWARD!!!" pointing at Ed.

Similar as previous panel, but Ed looks dumbstruck, and Stede looks cautiously hopeful, holding out a hand to Ed.

Similar as previous panel, but Ed looks dumbstruck, and Stede looks cautiously hopeful, holding out a hand to Ed.

Ed and Stede are lying in a bed, Stede on his back and Ed sprawled across his chest, arm around him. They both look happy and peaceful. In the background is an open door, and Izzy is standing in it, looking furious. Stede is flipping him off.

Ed and Stede are lying in a bed, Stede on his back and Ed sprawled across his chest, arm around him. They both look happy and peaceful. In the background is an open door, and Izzy is standing in it, looking furious. Stede is flipping him off.

some more old art from 2022

20.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
04.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of a meme by tumblrarrchive on instagram. bruce springsteen’s β€œi’m on fire” is playing.

in the photo are three arms in suits (their bodies are out of the frame), doing a three-way fist bump. one arm says β€œdepression,” one says β€œanxiety,” and the third says β€œhorniness.” over their fists, text in red says β€œβ€˜i’m on fire’ by bruce springsteen.”

a screenshot of a meme by tumblrarrchive on instagram. bruce springsteen’s β€œi’m on fire” is playing. in the photo are three arms in suits (their bodies are out of the frame), doing a three-way fist bump. one arm says β€œdepression,” one says β€œanxiety,” and the third says β€œhorniness.” over their fists, text in red says β€œβ€˜i’m on fire’ by bruce springsteen.”

wow, remarkably relevant to the ofmd fandom

04.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
OFMD season one poster of all members of the crew on it except Frenchie and Jim. Ed is there too looking at the camera from behind

OFMD season one poster of all members of the crew on it except Frenchie and Jim. Ed is there too looking at the camera from behind

HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY SHOW! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
#OurFlagMeansDeath

03.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 25

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OFMD I STILL LOVE YOU!!!

03.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
screencap i just took of my tumblr dashboard. two posts visible. top one is a text post that says "Me, you, our breeding kink and a weekend getaway? Who'd say no?" bottom one is a pic of ed making πŸ₯Ί face

screencap i just took of my tumblr dashboard. two posts visible. top one is a text post that says "Me, you, our breeding kink and a weekend getaway? Who'd say no?" bottom one is a pic of ed making πŸ₯Ί face

ok

03.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chin up sluts πŸ’œβœŠπŸ»

02.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 494 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 7
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death kissing. Stede is holding Stede in his arms and is dipping him backwards with his hands around Ed’s waist. Ed is holding Stede by the neck and has one of his legs kicked up in the air. Stede is wearing his early s2 outfit with loose fit, dark blue breeches, a white shirt, red cravat, and a dark brown belt and boots. Ed is wearing his leather outfit and has a short beard. His hair is loose. They’re standing on a beach, in front of the ocean and under a blue sky.

A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death kissing. Stede is holding Stede in his arms and is dipping him backwards with his hands around Ed’s waist. Ed is holding Stede by the neck and has one of his legs kicked up in the air. Stede is wearing his early s2 outfit with loose fit, dark blue breeches, a white shirt, red cravat, and a dark brown belt and boots. Ed is wearing his leather outfit and has a short beard. His hair is loose. They’re standing on a beach, in front of the ocean and under a blue sky.

Ed, oh, Ed!

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

03.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

Such a perfect line for so many reasons

#ofmd

02.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

feeling insane about this again who's with me

02.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Sketch of Ed laying on the bed and pulling Stede on top of him, grabbing him by the shirt.

Sketch of Ed laying on the bed and pulling Stede on top of him, grabbing him by the shirt.

Screenshot of an early S2 OFMD script that reads: Before he can finish asking, Blackbeard grabs him by the shirt. He pulls Stede down onto him until they're both on the bed. He looks up at Stede.
BLACKBEARD: (whispers) Again.

Screenshot of an early S2 OFMD script that reads: Before he can finish asking, Blackbeard grabs him by the shirt. He pulls Stede down onto him until they're both on the bed. He looks up at Stede. BLACKBEARD: (whispers) Again.

RBB slides are out and I'm trying to distract myself here thinking thoughts.............................

#wip #gentlebeard #ofmd

02.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 1