JD Schneider

Satire

Homeland Security just updated the threat level to “Mile High.” ✈️

We bombed a girls elementary school.

Amazing the truths spoken by Republicans after they've been unshakled.

Every honest republican is a liberal.

Ask Kevin how many middle easterners he knows with names like Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, and Ringo?

Dario Amodei will come down on the right side of history... hopefully, sooner than later.

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Savage post by JB Pritzker.

I love my governor!

🔥

And, he folds under the pressure. So long!

"blowing money, and Cory Lew..."

Classic! 😂👏

Kristi Noem is live on stage giving a speech in Nashville.

Does she even know she’s been fired?

We celebrate Strong Women who Refuse to Back Down!

Women like Senator Elizabeth Warren who are still fighting today for fairness, for accountability against the powerful, for us!

That’s what Courage looks like!
That’s what Strength looks like!

#SheShed
#StrongWomen
#WeWillNotBackDown

Send Rubio to the Cubans. It’s the fate he deserves.

Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

Reuters Exclusive

"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."

"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the ​Middle East."

This black-and-white photograph captures a solitary person sitting on a park bench at night, illuminated by the glow of overhead streetlamps. A long, receding pathway that leads toward a distant, lit statue in the background.

Enjoy your evening...

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FBI confirms its networks were targeted by "suspicious" cyber activities The FBI said it "identified and addressed suspicious activities on FBI networks" and that it was responding but did not elaborate.

Iran, if you're listening? I hope you can find the missing 3 million trumpf/ Epstein pedo-files... I think you'll be reward mightily by our press.

FBI confirms its networks were targeted by "suspicious" cyber activities - CBS News share.google/Jtqw1R6oW3ra...

This the guy Trump wants to replace Noem with? This little biatch?

Ukraine has now become the spearhead, Poland 1939.

Trump has talked about expansionism; Canada, Greenland, Panama, etc.

Trump & Vance made clear today that we are now the leaders of the Axis of Evil.

Time is running extremely short to derail this solidification of global facsism.

Seriously, Markwayne Jim Bob McCousinfucker is a moron. Welcome to Dumbfuckistan!

If I start seeing dead people on a plane next to me, I'm getting the fuck off ASAP.

Raskin tears Kristi Noem a new one: "Apparently when your blankie was left on one of the govt jets and not transported to the new one, your special govt employee, Corey Lewandowski, chivalrously stepped forward to fight the pilot -- mid air!"

WATCH — @senpeterwelch walks through a no-bid $143,000,000 contract that went to @KristiNoem’s spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin’s husband’s company that had just been formed.

She should be impeached for this outrageous scandal alone.

Yet it’s barely a blip in this corrupt regime.

A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes*

Arkansas state house special election.

Flip from R to D.

'Stunning tip' answered top question on Trump's decision to bomb Iran: report President Donald Trump received a "stunning tip" from his Israeli counterpart last week that seems to have forever changed the course of the Middle East, according to a report. Axios reported on Tuesd...

Billionaires are destabilizing the world. They need a big war to shock the globe. Billionaire Saudis, war criminal Netanyahu, & TFJ & his billionaire backers want chaos & expansion.

'Stunning tip' answered top question on Trump's decision to bomb Iran: report

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While the McDonald’s CEO gets roasted for his awkward burger taste test...

McDonald’s is among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.

And McDonald's CEO recently raked in $18.2M — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.

That should leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Look, lying is his brand. He can run around lying all he wants - who gives a shit about Jennings. My issue is with CNN - who knows all that and rewards him for it. They incentivize it. The more specularly he lies the more they pay him, as evidenced by his contract extension.

What's shameful is: Speaker Johnson is not loyal to the constitution of the United States. He should be investigated for falsely swearing his oath of office

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This is what happens when oligarchs control the *news*

Soldier Details Chilling Messaging From Higher-Ups About ‘God’s Plan’ In Iran: ‘It Shocked Many Of Us’ One commander had a “big grin” on his face while saying Donald Trump “has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran," a service member said.

We're going to war with Iran based on a book of fairytales? We live in the dumbest of times!

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