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35, They/Them, OFMD, GO, Horror Movies, Indestructible Little Fucker PFP courtesy of Izzy's fockin resignation

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TW: Gross medical stuff

I have a giant cyst on my bikini line that is about the size of a ping pong ball now. Any advice? Or is this see a doctor now territory? It's barely been a week! 😭

07.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm starting to think he almost never takes it off!

04.03.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it would be nat 20 wisdom and 10 intelligence (very baseline). Not very funny, but more accurate to dnd πŸ˜…

04.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who made the unicorn leg necklace? Because I zoomed in (for... reasons...) and he's definitely wearing it!!!

04.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna have to go with 4! As much as there are other characters here I like more, I think I'd actually get along with Zheng irl πŸ˜…

03.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey pirate crew, does anyone have a little spare they could throw in the pot for Matt, our lovely community member who has just lost his job and has a car insurance bill to pay?

It's a stressful time, but maybe we can help make things a little bit less stressful for one of our pals today.

02.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have developed a style that is so uniquely yours that when I see it, I know who made it before even seeing who posted it! You have worked so hard on something that brings so many people joy! That has value πŸ’–

02.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They liked my omegaverse one πŸ˜…

02.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Little white creature with a pink bow, holding a pink gun and pink water bottle

Little white creature with a pink bow, holding a pink gun and pink water bottle

Finally able to go back on my antidepressants again!

01.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Phantom’s Cushing’s Test & Meds Fund, organized by AJ R My shi-tzu (Phantom) must have a Cushing’s test done before a prescription can be written fo… AJ R needs your support for Phantom’s Cushing’s Test & Meds Fund

I hate asking for anything, especially money, but my family is under financial strain. If you or anyone you know can help, without causing financial strain upon yourselves, it’d mean a lot to Phantom and I! Anything helps, even sharing!

Phantom’s Cushing’s test is March 4th.

gofund.me/274355d42

24.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Not quite fanfic, but a BtVS role-play chat room when I was 12-13.

27.02.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to eat the food that makes me feel bad again tonight because I don't have any other options 🀷

26.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was a photo at first! Absolutely incredible! 😍

26.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to have to completely change my diet and lifestyle.

I would love to be like, "I fell so sick all the time and I have no idea why!"

But I know why- it's my absolutely abysmal habits that are going to be an absolute bitch to correct.

26.02.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And I'm sorry

25.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!!

-Do not support ANY of this
-JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK
-Seriously. NONE. Of it.

11.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 4563 πŸ” 3565 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 45

It's very frustrating that I'm always willing to pick up shifts or stay late to help out others at my job, but when I need someone to cover one of my shifts? Suddenly no one is able to return the favour...

25.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is he listening to music?!

24.02.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stede Bonnet reminds me too much of myself and that's why I can't love that character as much as others in the show.

Wait...

23.02.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

22.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the mood for a sing-a-long so I threw on one of the 4 musicals I onow the words to ecery song off by heart.

I'll give you a hint:

I was a high school theater kid from 2004-2008

22.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if omegaverse Gentlebeard with male omega Stede and male alpha Ed but neither one are happy with their secondary genders so they enlist the help of trans male omega Izzy to help with studding Stede so he can bitch Ed... Featuring gratuitis pining while fucking...

Is this anything?

21.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A tuxedo cat lounging on a wooden coffee table

A tuxedo cat lounging on a wooden coffee table

We can't have anything on the coffee table because it's his favourite place to lounge*

*watch me, with judgement

21.02.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have so many hobbies, games, tasks to do, people I haven't spoken to in ages, and yet I sit here, bored out of my fucking mind because absolutely none of it is appealing.

I've never felt more Ed Teach-coded in my life

19.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw people I followed for GO start posting about a "gay pirate show".

Then I found out it started Taika and Rhys.

I fell in love with the little grumpy one instead.

19.02.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ended up watching this today!

Fuck, if this isn't exactly my kind of weird!

18.02.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just took the second-skin off my new tattoo and just remembered how annoying the healing process is 😭

And I'm doing this shit again May 1st?!

17.02.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's even on sale! At this point it would be irresponsible not to buy him! He needs a home!!!

16.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've now got over 4000 words and it's just a lot of Izzy whump. And I'm finally at the happy ending and now I have writer's block πŸ˜–

15.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Canadian, it is incredibly frustrating to see people say poutine is bad when they made it incorrectly.

YOU HAVE TO LAYER THE GRAVY OVER THE CHEESE CURDS SO THEY MELT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

14.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0