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Risa Koizumi πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Nerd::Engineer Dual-wielding Canadian/American citizenship: Fluent in both metric and imperial, humour and humor. {she/her} "Risa has a unique quality that endears her to you and also suggests that therapy could be beneficial."

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I assumed the MRIs were due to the likelihood of him having ischemic strokes, which it certainly seemed like he's had over the past few months with how he walked, facial drooping, and so on.

28.12.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tammy Faye Bakker, 1987.

Tammy Faye Bakker, 1987.

She's the reincarnation of Tammy Faye Bakker.

24.12.2025 09:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's actually on there! Small print, left of the NFPA diamond.

23.12.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A matte black insulated water bottle with a screw-top lid and carry handle stands upright indoors. A red-and-white parody warning label on the bottle reads β€œCHEMTRAIL FLUID – AVIATION USE ONLY” and includes a mock hazard diamond and a checklist with items like β€œParanoia,” β€œMind Control,” β€œSterylization,” and β€œMemory Erase.” The label mimics industrial chemical signage for comedic effect.

A matte black insulated water bottle with a screw-top lid and carry handle stands upright indoors. A red-and-white parody warning label on the bottle reads β€œCHEMTRAIL FLUID – AVIATION USE ONLY” and includes a mock hazard diamond and a checklist with items like β€œParanoia,” β€œMind Control,” β€œSterylization,” and β€œMemory Erase.” The label mimics industrial chemical signage for comedic effect.

Going to see if anybody at the gym says anything.

23.12.2025 13:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Precordial catch syndrome! Dramatic name for a totally benign annoyance.

Brought on by bad posture, a weird twist, or just because your body likes exciting events to keep things interesting.

03.12.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not at all surprising to anybody who has ever gotten anywhere near cows.

28.11.2025 08:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quick, stick an AirTag on it!

28.11.2025 08:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"If I was going to kiss you, it'd be because I'm stupid and I couldn't help myself."

"...acceptable."

28.11.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
 I Disney Princessed up more wilderness friends (I have befriended the local crows and a pair of ravens who seem to think I'm okay). I was serving up peanuts to the crows and jays, and saw the squirrel trio come bouncing over, immediately followed by a new player: A hawk.

Crows and jays were having nothing to do with it and took off. The hawk sat in the low branches of a tree watching and watching... and the squirrels were of course, freaked out.

Eventually two of them chased each other around and around the trunk of the tree, and the smallest one decides this is a great time to make a break for those tasty peanuts he's been eyeballing. Hawk: Swoop. Trio no more! The duo sat perfectly still on a branch for 10 minutes after the murder of their companion.

I Disney Princessed up more wilderness friends (I have befriended the local crows and a pair of ravens who seem to think I'm okay). I was serving up peanuts to the crows and jays, and saw the squirrel trio come bouncing over, immediately followed by a new player: A hawk. Crows and jays were having nothing to do with it and took off. The hawk sat in the low branches of a tree watching and watching... and the squirrels were of course, freaked out. Eventually two of them chased each other around and around the trunk of the tree, and the smallest one decides this is a great time to make a break for those tasty peanuts he's been eyeballing. Hawk: Swoop. Trio no more! The duo sat perfectly still on a branch for 10 minutes after the murder of their companion.

A Corvid+ tale of this past Wednesday, in emoji. (Words in alt text)

22.11.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did anyone see my last marble?
I'd saved it to give it away
Since I was a youth
Now I don't have the proof
Only words, only words, only words...
And what good are they?

13.11.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a natural redhead, Horizon is an important source of representation in a future mecha-dino post-apocalyptic society. Thanks, NCSOFT!

13.11.2025 11:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A tortoiseshell cat sits on a gray carpet beneath a dark metal and stone coffee table. The cat’s eyes are closed, its body upright with its tail curled around to the side. A small spring-like cat toy lies on the floor nearby. The lighting is dim, giving the photo a cozy, subdued tone.

A tortoiseshell cat sits on a gray carpet beneath a dark metal and stone coffee table. The cat’s eyes are closed, its body upright with its tail curled around to the side. A small spring-like cat toy lies on the floor nearby. The lighting is dim, giving the photo a cozy, subdued tone.

Also, I have learned that today is National Cat Day. So here's Tau, either doing an epic slow blink at me, or falling asleep sitting up.

#kittykittykitty

29.10.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Night sky with faint stars scattered across a dark blue background. Near the center, a small, hazy cluster of starsβ€”likely the Pleiadesβ€”stands out, with the Orion constellation visible lower down. On the left edge, part of a wooden utility pole and power lines are dimly lit, while a blurry orange-brown tree crown appears at the bottom.

Night sky with faint stars scattered across a dark blue background. Near the center, a small, hazy cluster of starsβ€”likely the Pleiadesβ€”stands out, with the Orion constellation visible lower down. On the left edge, part of a wooden utility pole and power lines are dimly lit, while a blurry orange-brown tree crown appears at the bottom.

Subaru logo stars.

#photo #stars #Pleiades #subaru

29.10.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I found myself doing very well financially, I was most happy about being able to treat my friends, help a family member out of a tight spot, and give to charities I believed in. It was ten times better than blowing money on just myself.

I have long said, "If you do well, do good."

28.10.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir++ objectifies everything and everyone, but he's apparently safer, and comes with his own library apparently.

23.10.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"according to the White House" so a source with zero credibility and a compulsive habit of just making things up, i.e. lying.

23.10.2025 06:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Funny, I've only ever heard it referred to as "The Epstein Ballroom". To add some class, what about "La Promenade des Γ‰nigmes"?

23.10.2025 06:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The true sign you’re really an adult: Looking for something in your domicile and muttering, ”Goddamn I have too much stuff.”

23.10.2025 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I want to watch those two movies.

22.10.2025 01:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is too stunningly logical to ever get implemented.

21.10.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which is ironic, since I think a lot of people who say it's useless tried ChatGPT in 2022 and never looked back, but the tech has evolved so fast that their objection isn't over what AI *is*, it’s over what people *think it was*.

21.10.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pac Man glorifying running around in the dark and gobbling pills to electronic music is the root of techno, trance, EDM, and rave culture. In this essay...

19.10.2025 07:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't even take credit! A friend sent it to me, he's been running an instance of Stable Diffusion for a while now, and having a blast tinkering.

19.10.2025 07:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, a callback to your earlier post, a different alt text:

πŸ€–πŸŒΌβž‘οΈπŸ€βœ¨
πŸŒ…πŸ™οΈπŸŒ•
β€œLet’s clank” πŸ–€πŸ“

19.10.2025 07:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A small rusty robot with tank treads and binocular-like eyes holds up a daisy to a sleek white flying robot with glowing blue eyes. They face each other tenderly at sunset on a rooftop, with the full moon glowing in the background. Bold black text above them reads β€œLet’s clank.”

A small rusty robot with tank treads and binocular-like eyes holds up a daisy to a sleek white flying robot with glowing blue eyes. They face each other tenderly at sunset on a rooftop, with the full moon glowing in the background. Bold black text above them reads β€œLet’s clank.”

@catblanketflower.yuwakisa.com

19.10.2025 07:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, they do have /r/cats, and even /r/stealthbombers

17.10.2025 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think BlueSky is driving me back to using Reddit.

Yeah, Reddit is bad, the owners are awful, and god some kids are dumb, but the relative lack of anti-AI righteousness and political shrieking sure is refreshing.

17.10.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In my living room.

16.10.2025 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is actually the way I go about using AI for code, as a coding partner and super autocomplete. I do insist on understanding what the code is doing as I go along, though. I still live by the maxim I've said for years: "To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program."

15.10.2025 08:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cetaceans and pinnipeds (seals, sea lions, walruses) actually crawled out of the sea like the rest of us but decided that land living sucked and went back to the water.

15.10.2025 08:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0