Jeff Kay

I don't like sitting in somebody else's warmth.

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #901,522, Jeff Kay ‪@jeffkay.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 7, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #901,522!

I'm no Don Johnson, you know.

People are saying, "I'll take 100 degrees over a foot of snow, any day." But I have room enough in my heart to hate both.

"Hits different" should be near retirement, right?

How come you never hear anyone use the greeting "Getting any?" anymore?

A lengthy stint in prison, at the very least.

I had to tap into my Six Sigma training to wash all those dinner dishes. Good Lord.

How come we don't hear much about deviled ham anymore?

I think it will take me about 250 years to read all the books I own. I'm not sure I'll make it.

What happened to all the J.D. Salinger books everyone thought would be released after he died?

I don't understand all the eclipse hubbub. I've seen dark.

I could always eat a full meal or sleep for several hours. And that includes immediately after eating a full meal or sleeping for several hours.

Someone needs to update their Castillos.

If I ever get a cat, I'll name him Raymond Purr.

I don't trust baby carrots. I think there's more to the story.