haikus for yous

Catherine Tate and
Rebecca Herbst were born on
the same day My Queens

oh thou orr what remaynes of thee
lett thys mie songe bolde as thie courage be
as everlastynge to posteritye

I don't know about
that because this is making
me reconsider

Your eye shadow has
leaked into your brain causing
permanent damage

Anyway Jesus
is coming soon so we need
to start acting right

I miss talking to
some of the people i used
to be so close to

every morning
i wake up looking forwards
to my iced coffee

For about midnight Whispers
grew through the wood suddenly, strange cries in the
boughs above Grated, cries like a laugh.

our text is that of the editio princeps corrected by a list of
errata sent by shelley to ollier april the editor's notes
at the end of volume should be consulted

I could never see
myself leasing a car and
acting like it's mine

i can't believe i
seen gangsta boo last night she's
so lit live it was

Looking for a great
promo code for my lamp that
you are selling D

there is so much sweetness in children's voices
and so much discontent at the end of day
and so much satisfaction when a train goes by

I'm becoming so
happy and so outgoing
it makes me nervous

Even if I don't
got weed I still got weed if
ya know what I mean

ABC Soaps in
depth it's a soap opera book
I got from Kroger's

Every time I
see a guy on tinder from
my high school I SCREAM

Trying to figure
out what banner to use for
my youtube channel

sins omitted
_ ministry ministers
_- with

I think bashing what
women do to empower
themselves is tacky

first rain
a child's paper boat
caught in the drain cover

Still looking for my
Mr right because Mr
Wright didn't cut it

lol every time
i look at my bank account
i get happier

why has he also
hosted a fox news program
How is that ok

my friend bonnie said
this is abstract art in the
sky shes right of course

Be your forever
Be your fling Baby I will
be your everything

said he to the lizard
i'm really no wizard
but i'll show you a trick that will tickle your gizzard

I really thought I
was the only bitch in the
world who liked olives

now is here
nothing there
before is gone it wasn't there

guest room -
the silence of the moon
at the window