Dan Scanlon (@mrdanscanlon)

At my funeral I want framed copies displayed of all the group photos strangers asked me to take.

17.01.2026 04:03 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday Uncle Earl. The only male in our family over twenty with a full head of hair. We are your Dorian Gray painting.

11.01.2026 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mcgruff’s only family being his nephew hints at a dark past that would explain his obsession with fighting crime.

03.01.2026 19:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Home Alone Prequel: A horror movie about John Candy’s character’s child being left at a funeral parlor. A child fights corpse that come to life when the adults leave. Title: Funeral Home Alone.

15.12.2025 05:35 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I love “Thriller” performed by Vincent Price (featuring Michael Jackson).

23.10.2025 00:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Thought I was seeing Harry Potter but I guess it’s something called Star Princess 🤷‍♂️#starprincess

14.10.2025 22:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

$40 to wait to develop pictures that look like 1999, that certainly would save on fun!

12.08.2025 01:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was this supposed to look like a soothing cream filled coffee or the ominous flames of the robot uprising covering an AI dependent planet?

10.08.2025 20:02 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I can see why Joe Allen’s wall of failed broadway productions included the disappointing “Choking” musical.

10.07.2025 00:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did not do this on purpose.

16.05.2025 22:46 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

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I have a new website with all my (uncensored) comics in one place! This is where you can go to learn about projects I’m working on. Or you can text my mom. #comics
danscanlon313.wixsite.com/dan-scanlon

19.04.2025 23:00 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cocktail called The Little Rascal: Mush infused vodka and Castor Oil.

12.04.2025 23:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a kid The Little Rascals had me really curious to try mush.

12.04.2025 23:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks Alex!

07.03.2025 07:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So fun celebrating Onward’s 5th! As many of you said it’s not a film many people saw so I’ll ALWAYS be GRATEFUL for those who liked the most public personal project I may ever make. Thx for sharing your personal stories as well! See u in 5 years #Onward #10years

07.03.2025 07:17 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 3

So glad you connected with the film! Thanks for the kind words.

07.03.2025 02:04 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0