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That’s it! Enjoy!

If you like small, indie flicks— please please please go watch It Ends on Letterboxd Video Store.

Watched it after celebrating my 30th and I’ve never felt perfect timing for a movie before tonight. It’s very cool, existential, a little nihilistic, and honestly kinda beautiful and sweet?

I dunno.

The Pantone color of the year being a shade of white (maybe even the whitest white that ever white-d), perfectly encapsulates how big of a ball ache this whole year was. Fuck 2025 man.

I feel it in the air. The Spotify Wrapped is dying, no one is excited, nobody cares. burn it all down, release yourself from the shackles of curating your music to post at the end of the year. Listen to Nickleback.

I’m not a sports guy, I’m barely a guy at all, But I’m watching the Mariners game and six months of unemployment/job hunt stress is leaving my body as I swear at the tv

My friend had these deep fried Mac n cheese balls at his wedding this last weekend and I’m being so serious when I say I think they’re the highlight of my year.

Binged all of The Bear S4, Listened to Lorde’s new album TWICE, AND got a really sick job interview all in one day. Summer is back in action baby

Don’t get me wrong, I have a hard on for Seattle Summers as much as the next lad, but it won’t be complete until the Raising Canes opens and I get to punish a box combo while wading in the lake.

I try really hard to not be a hater, I don’t wanna be a hater, but if you sit down and write a two page fucking essay on Letterboxd, specifically about The Monkey being a shit movie, you’re a huge dork.

So let me get this straight, I work a job I actually like, am decent at, AND it sustained my life and I’m included in the layoff?? Not very cash money of you, but okay

While yes I do care about aliens and their existence, I am also currently preoccupied with The Horrors™️ that we’re living through on earth

In the last two days I have watch the entire 18 and 22 minutes of Severance, and now I’m frothing at the mouth ready to bite ankles for a third season. If I have to wait 3 years I will make it everyone’s problem

Bluesky, buddy, maybe we can be a little bit more fun? Keep caring about the world sure, but it just all comes off as disingenuous and performative here. Even the Titanic had music

Write a joke, post a fit check, be performative for laughs not just so you can really sell how much you hate the world

Letterboxd needs a thumbs down button. Where we know that a movie is technically good but we hated it. I want my letterboxd friends to know that I didn’t like a movie but I know that it is also good

Me and my long distance friends have started playing Minecraft. And let me tell you what, nothing has healed me more than a group of socially busy dudes throwing away their lives to trash talk each others houses made of little blocks

I wish this app would read my posts, then show me other posts like it. I post for MY humor and I want other people who post also for my humor

Spotify advertising the couples plan to me while simultaneously saying I’m divorced in every single Daylist is diabolical work. At this point just acknowledge I don’t pull

No I didn’t catch the game but I did watch the commercial compilations that got posted to YouTube the second it ended while hounding a 12 pack of Popeyes biscuits, so it was like I was really there

Brb, making a Companion Fan Account.

Fuck this week man, I’m going to the movies with my friends and then returning to my cave

This IS performative to let people know I’m ✨cultured✨

I’ve seen a lot of the criterion collection movies in the last two years, but I don’t log them on my letterboxd because I don’t wanna be the guy who floods his letterboxd with criterion collection movies so if you look at my feed it’s just me watching horror flicks & Indiana Jones for the 50th time.

Update: I’m on two dating apps now, it wasn’t progress, it’s a crashout I fear

I turned 29 six weeks ago, washed my car for the first time in 3 years, I’m learning guitar, haven’t made my bed in a month, went on a week long vacation and deleted all other social medias off my phone. I don’t know if this can be considered progress, but it feels like cocaine did so

I’d kiss you, Ken Jennings

To get started, I turn 29 in a few weeks so I’ve been writing about my 20s A LOT. Have a treat!

Anyway no secret accounts here I’m gonna post my shitty jokes AND talk about my mental health via poetry. ONE ACCOUNT BABY. Unfiltered and unhinged.

Follow me, let’s be friends.

So on the other place as y’all are calling it, I had a secret public account that I used to post my
Poetry and crash out on because my ex knew my account and I didn’t want her to see that I was writing poetry about her but I was also proud of it so it just couldn’t sit there in my phone?

This is the start of my new personality - still hot but now more insane