zoë

the ideal relationship between men is one man on a skateboard and the other man holding the camcorder

got locked out of twitter for telling a jerk to stick his dick in a blender so for at least the next 12 hours i am limited to putting my thoughts here

must have aged out of youth culture completely because i honestly can’t even imagine a reason i would voluntarily bleach my eyebrows

the longer a manifesto gets, the more ammo you give to people who want to write you off as a crank. and in fairness writing a manifesto is generally crank behavior. good lesson in keeping it tight and locked down

“It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”

yes sometimes my car doesn't start on the first try because the battery connector is a little loose...no you don't have to fix that right now because it still starts eventually i am just telling you in case it does not start. for you.

have to get my oil changed today and therefore i am bracing for another humiliating experience at the mechanic

i saw the tv glow!!

like genuinely how do you combat this type of braindead misogyny. “oh actually men don’t leave the women just kill them”

fact checking tiktoks will get you the most insane responses i’ve ever seen in my life. it’s actually deranged

feels like we really lost the plot when everyone started pretending that they’re not lying on the internet for fun and/or profit

the problem with having a vehicle based job is that 80% of the time i am one inconvenience away from ladybirding myself out of the ambulance

5pm darkness is actually truly unbearable. don’t know why it takes me by surprise every year

today someone apologized to me on air and as a result i’m going to become worse

having a work radio makes me wayyy too bold. i’m questioning things over air in the public forum like i’m a 1940s steelworker trying to unionize

what an interesting read

my workday ends at 4pm so in winter the battle to stay awake until 10pm is often lost

"Second book you say?" Yes I know I have been teasing it for ages but it's 50% longer (and darker and hornier) than the first one so it's taking forever to complete but I swear it's happening. Look, here is a finished panel I promise it's real

keep being like, wow damn it’s time to go to bed. and then i look at the clock and would you believe it is 5:27pm

every time my roommate leaves the apartment for more than 12 hours her cat starts throwing up all over the house as a protest action. i feel like we could learn a lot from that as the regime change progresses

lesbian rights

you only get the pin if you announce it’s baby’s first drag race and do donuts in the hospital ambulance bay without crashing 🙏

very excited to see what happens to grocery prices when we impose large tariffs on our two largest agricultural trading partners

me making a BLT after trump implements his tariffs

Buddy I love echo chambers. You ever meow back at a cat?

I hate gaining wisdom through painful life experience, I miss being a big stupid dummy

-me when faced with the horrifying beauty of childbirth

some personal news: helped deliver a baby today

can i come

but your posts are good