🌸hallie🌸

me by about 10 a.m. every day at work when I used to drink a glass full of straight cold brew concentrate:

126 straight games of 20+ points for SGA, tying Wilt Chamberlain's record for the longest streak in NBA history.

not sure yet of the full plot arc, but I think the answer is Drake

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

Smiling porpoise

Me whenever they briefly show Vic and Christine on Love is Blind Ohio

mac & cheese that requires a bright orange powder cheese

also guy smiley is my Cinderella contender, perhaps even f2 against cookie

good bracket but where is my girl zoe

one of the worst things about my brain is I’m constantly thinking about music and current events in terms of what glee would have done with them

Chappell Bone playing on the Puppy Bowl. It’s a puppy chewing on a blue and orange puffy thing

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

during quarantine I watched my best friend’s wedding alone from start to finish without getting distracted and that was a life milestone

this is why I’ve never finished more than one movie in my entire life as a solo viewer

now I’m just having flashbacks to scream-singing “It doesn’t have to be like this / killer whales!” as therapy when I was in college instead of actually going to therapy lol

I’m listening to my first geese song at this exact moment but my first thought is they sound somewhat like car seat headrest

he has Face from Nick Jr vibes in the best most nostalgic way

PLZ Eric Morris work miracles and get OSU to the title game so I can get my hands on all the Perry merch my heart desires

yikes. I would read this feature story.

Thomas Paine would most definitely be a social media yapper

thanks to the Pablo Torre Finds Out episode about Sam Presti’s hidden album, I’m now diving into Branford Marsalis’ discography. truly delightful music to start my first work morning of 2026. The sports/music nerd in me loves when @pablo.show combines both interests

We should randomly make one bowl game trophy cake every year and tell no one until they go to grab it

Returning to this because I just thought of another song I would group in the same category: “My Favorite Things” from The Sound of Music, which somehow became a Christmas song (?) but isn’t ONLY a Christmas song.

I would consider it “can be but doesn’t have to be,” and I’m trying to think of any other song I would put in this same category.

I know Rob Reiner is being remembered for many more iconic achievements, but I’ll always remember him as Jess’ dad in New Girl and how he perfectly embodied the “gruff exterior, teddy bear heart” dad character on my comfort show. RIP

now that clair obscur won game of the year can we plz get the esquie plush 🥺

This is not a joke, I think I listen to the full 10 minutes of “Do I Do” by Stevie Wonder probably 3-5 times every single workday and I’m happier because of it

plz bring back 10-minute jam sessions instead of 2 minute songs designed for reels

one of my unproven theories about why chatgpt is so widely used is bc humans are too prideful to ask other humans for help and so they would literally rather ask a chatbot in secret, even if the information they receive is wrong

The only one I know is the PinkPantheress song and I think I’m fine with that (love her btw)

my take of the day is more coffee shops should utilize cranberry in their seasonal flavors

caribou has done it and it’s delightful

Guess that’s the way the cookie Crumbls