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Searcher for logic and truth Keeper of sympathy and empathy If I weren't crazy, I would just go insane (he/him/they is acceptable in a crunch but I prefer Captain)

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It's amazing he was able to organize the military to take out the inactive (?) boats in... *looks at watch* an hour.

10.03.2026 20:39 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This series still had one of my favorite horror movie/series exchanges.

10.03.2026 19:02 👍 30 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1

I'm sure the oil tankers will feel much safer knowing it's the US blowing up random boats in the strait instead of Iran.

10.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I am pleased to report that within the last few hours, we have hit, and completely destroyed, 10 inactive mine laying boats and/or ships, with more to follow! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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3/10/26, 1:20 PM

I am pleased to report that within the last few hours, we have hit, and completely destroyed, 10 inactive mine laying boats and/or ships, with more to follow! President DONALD J. TRUMP 106 ReTruths 394 Likes 3/10/26, 1:20 PM

Trump: there are no mines
Trump 40 minutes later: we have destroyed the mine boats

10.03.2026 20:23 👍 160 🔁 45 💬 10 📌 25

Yes... ha ha ha... YES

10.03.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

haha what the fuck bsky.app/profile/atru...

10.03.2026 20:19 👍 509 🔁 75 💬 26 📌 0

love a good Suwalki Gap name drop

10.03.2026 20:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To illustrate the scope of failure, this is like if EUCOM let Russian tanks drive through the Suwalki Gap, or if NORAD missed a few dozen Tu-95s flying around over the continental United States

10.03.2026 20:15 👍 31 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

May be time to finally buy that bicycle

10.03.2026 19:44 👍 202 🔁 18 💬 8 📌 3

"forthwith"?

10.03.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well, trump did promise to bring back mining jobs

10.03.2026 18:58 👍 308 🔁 73 💬 5 📌 0
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A Terrible Thing That Waits (Under the Ocean)

A normal day in the news dusting off this column about naval mines that @samlagrone.bsky.social wrote for @popsci.com back in 2014 www.popsci.com/blog-network...

10.03.2026 19:03 👍 36 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0

Literally just saw a headline about Iran mining the Strait of Hormuz.

10.03.2026 19:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
10.03.2026 18:17 👍 6454 🔁 2119 💬 11 📌 2

I was very excited until I read the actual headline, now I just have normal schadenfreude

10.03.2026 18:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Art of the deal

10.03.2026 18:20 👍 50 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

I think this story is a really good example for people to look at when it comes to understanding bias at NYT. It's not that the reporter, Dana Rubinstein, says anything outright false. But the framing, word choices, etc., add up to an unprofessional and biased account.

10.03.2026 17:17 👍 4927 🔁 1009 💬 44 📌 0

1-0

10.03.2026 16:34 👍 121 🔁 23 💬 8 📌 1

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

10.03.2026 16:17 👍 4329 🔁 794 💬 189 📌 113

sorry for this explicit sexual image of a painting of a fully clothed woman

10.03.2026 16:29 👍 100 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0

Still taller than my wife! (I'm 6'2")

10.03.2026 16:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
10.03.2026 16:22 👍 39 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

Among the many reasons why the poor state of discourse in DC on the US-Israel relationship matters is because it obscures the deep strategic divergences that actually exist on issues where they nominally agree (such as Iran).

10.03.2026 16:15 👍 36 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I will say that it's capable of a little more "thinking" with those tools, but it's still, you know. Garbage in, garbage out. And it's skewed towards pleasing you, the user.

10.03.2026 16:11 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Sure, "grep, sed, awk in a loop" lol but yeah, I recognize it's not a 1:1 analogy, but when I watch it editing code the same way I'd do it with those tools, that's all I can think of. Like, yes, I could do the same thing, but it's faster because CPU.

10.03.2026 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

10.03.2026 00:56 👍 3137 🔁 412 💬 81 📌 115

I keep pushing my point that this is just sed, grep, and awk with a large corpus

10.03.2026 16:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Literally all of the text above is probabilities based on user input, text it's been trained on, and web sources, it has no opinion, it has no conscience, and it certainly doesn't have feelings.

10.03.2026 16:03 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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Ali Larijani | علی لاریجانی ملت عاشورایی ایران، از تهدیدات پوشالی شما نمی‌ترسند. بزرگتر از شما هم نتوانستند ملت ایران را حذف کنند. مراقب خود باشید حذف نشوید! Iranian people, who are guided by Imam Hussein and the lessons of Ash...

"Those mightier than you have not been able to eliminate our nation. Those who have tried have become eradicated themselves." - Secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council responding to President Trump's threat to hit Iran 20x harder if it stops the flow of oil. t.me/alilarijani_...

10.03.2026 15:42 👍 16 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1