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06.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kash Patel requests all terrorism target places where there's fun activities for him.

06.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Kash telling staff to find credible threats to Ft. Lauderdale during spring break.

06.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

"Anything brewing at NASCAR cup in Vegas?"

06.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, nothing bad has ever happened from giving Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt.

06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

The guy clearly feels way too comfortable ordering a steady stream of death and destruction, how can anybody be so sure he wouldn't be a monster to young girls offered up to him?

06.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So what do the reporters at the White House Correspondents Dinner do when Trump just starts ranting about winning in 2020? When he makes jokes about his disaster war? He's doing it this year as a power move and they are pawns.

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

Trump’s most savvy move is spending hours on the phone making reporters feel special and then publicly calling them fake.

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So, maybe Tipper Gore was right

06.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Showing only that the TV host actor bit is the ultimate fantasy destroying an America unable to distinguish real from fake.

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is despicable, embarrassing and completely unacceptable for the civilized country we claim to be.

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says Cuba is next: β€˜Gonna fall pretty soon’ he tells CNN American administrations have tried to destabilize the communist-led government in Havana since 1959

Trump says Cuba is next: β€˜Gonna fall pretty soon’ he tells CNN

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 11
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Rep. Pat Harrigan: "Cuba is now coming to President Trump and saying, 'We need to make a deal.' This is a great development for the interests of the US. Clearly Cuba is right in our wheelhouse, in our hemisphere. This is what we are earning. This is the peace we are actually earning."

06.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 62
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We're at war in Iran, the president is already talking about another war with Cuba, and the White House and secretary of state are spending their time doing a roundtable on Name, Image, and Likeness rights in college sports?

06.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 567 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 52
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CNN's Dana Bash reports on a conversation she just had with Trump: "He quickly turned to Cuba. He said without being asked, 'Cuba is going to fall pretty soon.'"

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1304 πŸ” 536 πŸ’¬ 210 πŸ“Œ 225

We’re going to invade Cuba and Republicans will stand in front of a bunch of microphones, shrug, and be like, β€œHe said he wanted it and, well, anything for our most special little boy!”

06.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Un-fn-real πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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a cartoon of a man wearing a green mask and a woman wearing a blue hat that says police ice patrol ALT: a cartoon of a man wearing a green mask and a woman wearing a blue hat that says police ice patrol

β€œSpecial Envoy for the Shield of the Americas”

05.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

It’s just like a video game to them

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Very mature, huh?

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These people in the US regime don’t value human life. 😞 I am sad for all the innocent lives this shatters. πŸ’”

06.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

☝🏼

06.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because they've never been in actual danger.

06.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every Republican needs to be asked about this atrocity.

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is essentially what Hegseth and the Felon think how real war is conducted, like a video game and they’re acting like gamers.

06.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally everything out of her mouth is a lie.

06.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is literally a reality show for him. God help us all.

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0