Abigail 🏳️‍⚧️

Gyatt: butt
Rizzing her up: trying to attract her romantically
Hag-maxxing: I am young and terminally online (joke)
Mommy milkers: big breasts

What if the runes are like those chinese tattoos that say random or silly things? Is "mustard urine" a contractual obligation?

@gork.bluesky.bot spell icup using words for each letter

How I feel eating a hot dog with only mustard

It's like that one payday skill. Yelling at the enemy lets you deal 15% more damage.

How much you wanna bet he'll piss off the leader of a country? (I don't mean like mildly irritate, I mean like threaten a trade war type shit)

Lesbians don't have to live in fear anymore. There won't be an evil and intimidating horse if they don't exist.

Companies having more power than the US government legally does. Facebook takes so much, it makes you wonder if they're not in cahoots with the government. (Well, the tech bros went to the inauguration so that's probably a yes)

My only understanding is that I kinda just existed for 20 years. I feel like I missed out on my entire childhood tbh.

Crocodiles:
Do not swim here

I hope the grammar police will make them finish their sentence.

Nobody tell that clown about Battlefield 1 or Dark Souls. Fucking sweatlord loser holy shit...

Put two Nutella toast together, call that shit diabetes

WWII against Nazi Germany +French Revolution = yes

Hmph! Clearly you don't own an air fryer, Kakarot!

What if they mind controlled humans into building them as waypoints to track earth and brainwashed us into thinking slave owners made us do it

Jerry, know.

Jerry, no. The world is not ready for invisigoths.

I mean, the heimlich is the same position I wanna be cuddlefucked in, so...

I wanna be hypnotized and cuddled tbh

We say getting some head, but never say getting some hand. Why?

"Bobby, h'wat is a SoulCalibur?"

I'm bad at drawing, so I used AI. I'm even worse with AI art. TwT

At least I have even more reason to get better at drawing.

"you're less dependable than lottery tickets"

I think Baby shark brags about their views and I remember an old video that bot it's name to reflect it's viewpoint.

It doesn't matter what you look like, you all taste the same.

Considering they're "liberal media" with a big asterisk, they kind of have to state the obvious here to keep the act going that they're not in cahoots

My dreams involve running for my life from people in a school with spiral staircases with a stripper pole down the center hole of the staircases so you can spin and slide down.

Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!

My mom apparently believes in weather machines causing hurricanes but doubts global warming. You'd think those two things would logically be connected, but idk..

If you home cook it, you don't eat the grease and other crap McDonald's and what not put into it.

If nipples had button clicking sounds, I would be a lot louder than I am now.