Time lapse of #Jupiter Wednesday night covering two hours of real time. 60 x 3000 x 12 ms RGB in Celestron 8" + 2.5x powermate. #astrophotography
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Time lapse of #Jupiter Wednesday night covering two hours of real time. 60 x 3000 x 12 ms RGB in Celestron 8" + 2.5x powermate. #astrophotography
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
Y'all might want to fix this.
Oh my God, do you actually believe that this administration cares about lives? You astonishing idiot.
It is grimly amusing how easy that is (for him, at least).
If he tries it, I'll be curious to see how well that goes.
Tonight's State of the Union address has the potential to crack open the Moon to get access to the creamy nougat center within.
Just as likely, you credulous dorks.
Prometheus says “hot take” and Greek gods respond “no give that back.”
“Abolish ICE” was the top vote-getter in Chicago’s “You Name a Snowplow” contest.
Low but never zero.
getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...
Screw the budgets, we need to crush billionaires out of pure societal self-defense.
A large calico cat rests on a stack of towels in the closet, having pushed several towels off the top to make room.
You'll get treated and given the news.
Wednesday
In honor of Lunar New Year, one of my all-time favorite maps:
How dumplings spread around the world
(tl;dr: It was largely, though not exclusively, the Mongol invasions!)
sword and sorcery icons dating sim and when you pick Elric you get killed immediately
You hear him howling round your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Oooof.
“Moon’s haunted” is one of the best pieces of microfiction ever written and I’ll die on that hill
"Consequences News Network" would be a ratings juggernaut.
A GoFundMe for this would raise an alarming (complimentary) amount of money.
Just excruciating. I should have made a scrapbook of those notes.
I really should start working on a playlist. I'll need it some day.
The fact that everyone knows exactly what this song is about is wild.
www.instagram.com/reel/DNoxUTx...
Counterpoint: I am under no obligation to take on faith claims made by marketers and serial liars whose products are fueled by IP theft on a literally global scale.
"Consequences News Network" would be a ratings juggernaut.
A version of the Wes Streeting 'I never knew Peter Mandelson well' opinion column. Photo is of my cat. Text reads: Ignore the smears: I was never on the kitchen table, and I am deeply concerned about the cultural moral failing of going on tables. I was only in the kitchen in the 1st place to prevent other cats from jumping on the table. That sound you heard was me doing something else. An additional 'linked' headline reads: Scientists study reappearance of mysterious cat-like wet footprints on surface of table, despite assurances that cat ‘knows it’s naughty’ to go on the table.
