the x-files episode where they're being digested alive inside a carnivorous fungal cave system is based loosely on my childhood
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the x-files episode where they're being digested alive inside a carnivorous fungal cave system is based loosely on my childhood
How many moles have to be skinned to make one notebook?
The Secret Agent, which has been nominated for four Oscars, is set in Brazil in 1977 during the final years of the military dictatorship. We speak with the film’s director and screenwriter, Kleber Mendonça Filho.
Just look at the difference
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More Than 1,000 Google Workers Call On Company to Cancel Contracts with ICE and CBP
Gonna release a compilation of Boston-based New Age music called Calm Chowder.
This cannot be real
I agree and would like to add: it’s good, to me
Tweet from Tom Jorgensen: “Between Bernie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.”
me on social media: hey does anyone know of a good 60s era Japanese thriller?
some guy I vaguely remember from college: so technically it isn’t a thriller. And I wouldn’t say it’s “from” the 60s but it certainly existed then. It’s less of a film really, more of a tuber. It’s daikon. Does that help
Sabrina Carpenter is like if Ms. Pacman was real
Reported for extremist content but feel free to add child abuse too!
A good exercise when you want to say something this fucking stupid: replace “ICE” with “gestapo.” Now how does it sound
The ADL is a white supremacist organization, so you really don’t have to cite them when it comes to these things.
A drawer full of squessers, labeled “Squessers”
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
whoa cool, I'll check it out! never heard of Rice or Turman
Text, What goes on, when you leave your wife at home. And there’s two women conversing over tablets in a closet with a giant hand suspending shopping bags and giant earrings. And they’re saying, Let’s plan the earring olympics. (US has not won a single event in 28 years)
what is the book about? That title is so good
Replies you get when a post makes it to Discover: This reminds me of a poem my father wrote. Mind you, he wasn’t a good poet and was an even worse father. But he was possessed of a certain rustic perspicacity. Actually, I’m more like him than I like to admit. We both like brunettes DDD and above.
People criticize Bari Weiss’s journalism skills but she’s now done more than any other individual to alert Americans to the existence of the pilot concentration camp their taxes are funding in El Salvador.
2026 resolution: I will form a black metal band whose name is written in Wingdings
I found this really sick black metal band on Tidal but I can't google them because their name is spelled with Nordic runes that aren't on my keyboard.
me: *googles Who Was Da President 1996*
AI response: In the 1996 film Independence Day, Ernest Borgnine stars as President Will Smith
me: holy shit….
I was heading out of my parents' house earlier and my dad asked "are you going to the library to do work?" I said "No, I'm gonna work at Panera.... which is a veritable library of flavors." Long story short I should be euthanized.
I was like, "Wait, aren't you from a tropical part of India? Didn't you see bananas all the time growing up?" He said, "Yes, my childhood was very rough."
I know I'm late to this meme but I finally figured it out. My Roman Empire. The thing I think about at least 3x a day. It's when this Indian guy I used to know told me that he had an allergic reaction to bananas so severe that he would go into anaphylactic shock if he even saw one from a distance.
little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.so...• 1h You can leave an even number of dogs in a hot car. They cancel out 1 15 Expression in words @thisnewlife.bsky.social Follow ? Dec 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM 1 like 1 little lamb@puddleofbrain.bsky.... • now An even number is anything divisible by 2 ①
To anyone who’s not really familiar with the goofy Santa lore, the songs must sound like, “Love this huge guy, hiding in the pipes. Giant god in my house, he wants his bisque. And he’s kissing my family, he’s kissing my family. Is he supposed to?”
I hope I’m never in a situation where I have to use the word “sluice” because I don’t know how to pronounce it and honestly don’t really know what it means. It’s like some shit about water I guess. Don’t care. If you tell me I will block you