Missing The Point

"In an aside, President Trump asked Marco Rubio if he can have Ted Cruz executed on the spot."

President Trump announces imminent threat to college football, invades the NCAA.

Until domestic weapons production is increased the U.S. will bomb Iran with strongly-worded letters from Chuck Schumer.

graphic design is my passion

Who the hell scheduled a meeting for 4:30 pm on a Friday?! We've all ridden this struggle bus before, Don. You'll be in bed soon, buddy.

President Trump to unfurl large “Unconditional Surrender” banner.

President Trump recommends Americans fill their gas tanks with Epstein files and set them on fire.

Pam Bondi dodges Epstein questions, noting "Oil is over 50,000."

Trump encourages the 92,000 people who lost jobs last month to apply to join the U.S. military: “Bring boots.”

President Trump announces that to combat climate change he is facilitating crude oil prices going to $500/barrel.

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

President Trump announces that the U.S. has already won the war in Iran and is now simply in the Extra Winning bonus round.

Listen, you have to finish the current ill-considered war first before you start another ill-considered war.

“We will have won when we say we have won.”

Until domestic weapons production is increased the U.S. will bomb Iran with strongly-worded letters from Chuck Schumer.

Remember just three months ago when according to the Administration gas was below $2?

Why do they call olive oil “virgin,” I take that as a given.

Breaking News Sudden cancellation of Army exercise fuels speculation about combat troop deployments in Middle East

That was quick.

"Outside of that the play was good," noted Mrs. Lincoln.

The Cuban Dog Whistle Crisis.

The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countries—including the United States.

Pete Hegseth sure likes destroying unarmed boats and killing all the crew.

Hmm, no eagerness to use AI in this one particular instance. 🤔

Breaking: President Trump announces that Bureau of Labor Statistics staff will be "first boots on the ground" in Iran.

*DoD feverishly deleting the nuclear launch codes from Claude.*

Find something to be as committed to in life as Graham Platner was to his Nazi tattoo.

Kristi Noem, in the White House, with the autopen.