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At that price I'm almost considering getting one to replace my living room "2013 Air that I installed Linux on to make usable again"

Croooooooooooow!

Probably confused the cashier in Tesco earlier when I came through the till with a pair of slippers and a bag of rice.

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

I couldn’t get into that very well, but can go about 3 days without also playing factorio

People took it as an instruction.

The number of times I've been in indoor public places lately where people are just merrily coughing away without covering their nose/mouth though.

We’ve learnt nothing.

Oh fucking hell.

That's up there with the one I got a few years back of "I don't usually fancy fatter guys, but..."

Funny is back.

BE FUNNY OR DIE will rise again.

E-book and audiobook available now…

New paperback edition next year.

There's something so sexy about a Welsh accent.

Usually it'd be "oh it's ok for a couple of days after", except I then have another 9 litres that go off in 11 days' time...

Due to me forgetting I already had milk and buying... more milk, I now have about 3 litres to use by tomorrow.

That reminds me of a London bus I took once where the legroom was so bad that my knees were wedged into the bar in front, and I couldn't get my feet flat on the floor.

Good luck!

Realised that the mutes and “turn off reposts from this person” features I use on deck.blue don’t carry over to the main mobile app, so I’m going to have to be careful when browsing on the train.

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore.

If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

Ooh I like this!

Finally decided to get the Factorio Space Age upgrade. I'll see you in July...

Yeah that's why I'm torn between getting up a ladder and having a go, or calling in the professionals. But I'm not doing the former alone in case I fall off.

About 20ft of height :-o

If I had someone else here to help I'd maybe have a go at the stupid hedge to see if I could do anything with it myself rather than having to call in professionals.

Sadly, housework. If the weather stays dry I might mow what's left of the lawn too.

Looking at booking a hotel in Sweden on a half-translated website, I was guessing the meaning of words and was extremely pleased that "Vattenkokare" meant exactly what I expected it to.

Just a headache, it's already mostly faded and I've been able to get breakfast and some tea.

You should come round here, wall-to-wall tops.

I'm not getting the level of light sensitivity that I usually get with a migraine.

What I haven't yet worked out is if it's "bad headache" or "migraine" territory. It's borderline.

Don't you just love waking up with a splitting headache and knowing that most of the day will be a write-off already?

I'm not sure I've seen them on the pretzel kiosk in the shopping centre.