Sam

I don’t know if that’s better or worse

That’s one hell of a theme for a ballet show 😅

Good morning. Will I last the day without buying pokopia? Stay tuned to find out

I want to be at crufts

I’ve ordered a carpet cleaner and it’s supposed to be delivered today and I’m pretty excited about it.

It sure is 👀

It’s ok I remembered the issue I was trying to solve

What’s it called when you forget the problem you’re trying to solve? And in fact I might be trying to solve a problem that doesn’t even exist.

Good morning Bluesky and happy #FCF to all who celebrate 🫡

is anyone playing pokopia and do u wanna bully me into buying it

Hopefully we see much more of this

Oh this is good.

Feel like I’m being personally attacked by the green owl

😢

When the manager says we can finish work early I do not need to be told twice 🏃‍♂️💨

The media are working super hard to get us to care about rich tax dodgers in Dubai.

Good morning. Currently stuck in the frustrating cycle of HR insisting we phone in sick by 8:45, but they never answer the phone and the phone line cuts off after 2 mins so can’t even wait for them to answer 🙃

Feeling well and truly miserable. I feel like I’ve had some sort of illness since new year 🫠

She’s a nightmare with toast. As soon as she hears the toaster she’s there

She’s always get the corner

Someone is desperate for my toast

Looks as if “Free Palestine” has just been bleeped at the Brit Awards.

why are we again censoring free Palestine?!?

WHAT WAS THE LABOUR PARTY JOKE THEY CUT #Brits

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Yep. My eyes were pretty sore Thursday and Friday

We getting wild this Saturday