DanaSquid

Things were also terrible in the eighties, but in our great ignorance we enjoyed great movies and music, instead of endlessly fixating on a handheld doom portal.

A black baseball cap with a long brunette wig attached inside

They should require all Secretaries of Homeland Security to wear this like they make barristers and judges wear those white wigs in the UK

Okay now do Pam bondi

😂

This is verging on Marx Brothers hijinx

One of those adjustable letter boards where someone has spelled out, "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE POOPED IN THE LOBBY"

Sign in the vet's office yesterday

Perfection. I wouldn’t change a thing

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Tina Weymouth and Grandmaster Flash by Laura Levine 1981 🖤

Have a fabulous birthday

OH my god. When you finally do the thing you have been stressing about forever? Load off. On to the next thing that needs doing. That I will put off for a bit.

Night night sweet dreamies

Some days just feel heavier than they should.
Fed up doesn’t mean giving up.
It just means today took a little more than it gave.

But even fed-up days count.
They still move you forward.

Be gentle with yourself

Can we have ONE (1) day where he doesn’t do something heinous

I love the colors. And the eyes. He looks like I feel about everything right now.

Cool stuff!

This is an amazing revelation to me

Aww thanks!

Wow. Kinda nice to learn a maybe reason for lack of long term friendships. Still feels like a defect, though

A photo of a sad Kim jong un

when everyone is bombing each other and nobody invites you

Sometimes yes, sometimes no

Album cover of Bebop Fantasy by the experimental jazz band Good For Cows

Currently listening #jazz #BlueSkyMusic

It kinda worked. That and manically playing backgammon over and over

Been feeling all day a sense of impending doom that I’m going to find out I did something horribly wrong. It’s after 5. Decided to drink about it.

i keep seeing billionaire tech bros obsessed with looking younger and younger every year and all I can think is "oh like a picture of Dorkian Grey"

Salud

There is far too much pressure to live your best life these days. Leave me alone and let me live my most middling life in peace, with the colourful miscellany of highs and lows that naturally entails.

Going to sleep. NOBODY TOUCH THE RED BUTTON.

I’m so old I used to dial popcorn to get the proper time

Just hanging out on the bed with a coupla cats silently boofing. Cats with me yay, the smell? not yay